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Old 04-05-2010, 06:48 AM   #161 (permalink)
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Actually, she was getting MY sandwich.
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Old 04-05-2010, 06:17 PM   #162 (permalink)
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OK, so this is an artsy music forum, but really, I want this:

Comfortable stuffed easy chair with other dude friends also in their chairs in a rough circle. Some Crown Royal with ice and just a little water to thin it. Huge joint we occasionally pass around, not to get too stupid, just feel nice.

Athletic lady about 5'7" with slim waist and bicep-like ass cheeks, long legs, wearing small black lace panties hooked with snaps to tall stockings. High heels. The ass cheeks come out from under the panties. See through sheer black tank top/ half shirt matching lower stuff. Firm C tits with large nipples protruding through shirt.

Long hair but up in bun held by fancy chopsticks, prominent cheekbones and jaw line. Large lips, green or blue eyes. Hair color doesn't matter.

The other guys have their girl of choice as we discuss important things. My girl brings me another Crown when I need it. Rubs my shoulders for a few minutes before walking away in front of me so I can watch her walk away.

After the men visit for a while, I take her to a private room and wear her out.



Hows that?
Are you prejudice against short women
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:39 PM   #163 (permalink)
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Are you prejudice against short women
Are you joking?
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Old 04-05-2010, 08:12 PM   #164 (permalink)
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Are you prejudice against short women
oh im sorry but did you grow a penis? get out
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Old 04-05-2010, 08:36 PM   #165 (permalink)
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oh im sorry but did you grow a penis? get out
Who knows, she could be hot, and grows them all the time.
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Old 04-05-2010, 08:37 PM   #166 (permalink)
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What does that even mean?
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Old 04-05-2010, 08:50 PM   #167 (permalink)
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What does that even mean?
Oh this is one of those RARE moments where I understood what Neapolitan was trying to say, regardless of whether it was relevant or not.

I mean... this is epic for me, and a lot of other people as well I assume.

He means "grow" them, in an erection inducing sense.
And he actually made it fit to a parallel context this time. This is like seeing Elvis live. You never have and never will, but you just did.






Wow.. I feel like I just solved a Rubiks Cube in under 2 seconds.
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Old 04-05-2010, 08:55 PM   #168 (permalink)
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she cold be hot
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Old 04-05-2010, 11:07 PM   #169 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2010, 11:44 PM   #170 (permalink)
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I'll take a short cute girl over an average sized hot one anyday.

Awww god, I love short chicks.
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