Dear Diary

-Someone misspelled "release" in the tags, and it bothers me
-I hate irl shopping, it takes all I have to stop myself from elbowing the orange bitches who shop in the same places in the ****ing faces
- I'm going to make Sam play Lady Gaga all ****ing night tomorrow
- I'm giving up drinking anything harder than wine
- Boys are creepy

Love,
Palomita

Dear diary,

Palomita is my hero of the day.

I would like to kick my sinus infection in the balls, but they are so microscopic I can't see them :(

Vanillllllllllla

Dear Diary,

I really wasn't joking when I said I'd like to mash every tooth in your head

-Prudence

Fixed.

You are a golden god.

Sweet.
I'll be at the pawn shop.

Dear Diary,

Today, I discovered this website. I like it..
I also vacuumed. Riveting, I know.
Thats basically it.

Love,
Elle x

ps. Vanillas cool. Are you from NZ?

Aww churr! Yes I am, where are you from my girl?

Also (: Auckland dude. A hole, but I still love it.
You?

Dear diary

This morning I was annoying by all these idiots and their ****ing asterisks.

AleG