word.

Dear diary,

where the fuck is the new Grinderman album already?!

sincerely,
- BullyD

Dear Diary,

Although nothing new is happening in my life, I'm feeling content in some way. I do think it's the first time I feel there's nothing I can loathe myself for. It seems that the days of self-sabotage are finally over.

Cheers yo.
-Mel. C (the spiciest of dem all)

Dear Diary,

I keep smelling apple juice and I have no idea why.

Loose

Dear Diary,

I stood on my laptop today, whilst it was folded over. I got up out of my bed and stood on it by accident. I was to scared to see if it was damaged so I went back to sleep and had a nightmare about it :(.

Love, Kayleigh. x

You might get more answers if you directed that at Mr. Cave. :p:

Dear Diary,

Do i want to watch Liverpool get knocked out by Benfica on Channel 5 or watch Fulham hopefully get past Wolfsburg on ITV4?

I hate decisions.

Mojo

Dear Diary,
Poor Mojo. He has such a difficult life.
-Sugar

You'd be surprised how often it works this way :D

Dear diary,

You have a brain tumor.



Dali.