Originally Posted by Chiomara (Post 1857034)

Gravy is perfectly fine on fries and other potato-based junk foods. I personally just cannot tolerate ketchup for whatever reason. Mayonnaise is terrible as well. (Aioli is fine though)



Oh, that is a rather spooky coincidence. Especially if it happened during the same year as well. (Are you also 28 by chance?) Do you remember what the alien looked like? I remember often being worried about aliens staring at me through the windows or air vents (and also occasionally waking up in bed with my head on the wrong side of the bed which I naturally blamed on aliens) but I don't recall ever seeing anything in my room during sleep paralysis.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1857039)

But mayonnaise and ketchup on a burger is nice. With, like, all the pickles.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1857043)

I want to meet the joker who invented Russian dressing.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1857052)

You mean tears?

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1857054)

Russian dressing = mayo + ketchup + horseradish (if you're fancy enough)

I don't think anyone "invented" tears.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1857056)

At least horseradish is less dull, but that sounds like I'd rather have it by itself.

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1857057)

Most people skip the horseradish because it's too spicy for the kind of person who would want Russian dressing.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1857065)

Spicy? It's horseradish. It's not even entry-level hot sauce hot, unless I've been having the wrong kind.