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khfreek 04-10-2010 10:39 AM

I told my girlfriend I was going to send her a picture of the dinner I was making for her on valentines. I then sent a picture of my dick. LAD

wickedlk 04-10-2010 12:37 PM

Ok so, I got with this girl in Liverpool one night on a rugby tour. She was a massive chav, so I was going out on a limb. Anyway I went back to hers - absolutely wasted. I wake up the next afternoon, wondering where the hell I am. Then the moment of realisation - I look round and my clothes are missing! Where's my wallet? Nowhere to be seen! The bitch must have taken them! To get back at her, I take a massive **** in her bed and make a run for it. I'm all pleased with myself, run down the stairs in my boxers and see the girl with breakfast ready and my clothes all ironed and clean. LAD
:rofl:

Bulldog 04-10-2010 03:12 PM

'I play FIFA 97 instead of 10'. LAD

'Yesterdays revision for me consisted of 2 poos and 3 wanks'. LAD

'A big group of us went out to Kensington Roof Gardens, but my mate wasn't allowed in because he was too drunk and a bit underdressed. We left him to go home, and go in feeling gutted he couldn't come in. About half an hour later he suddenly appears at the bar, in a brand new suit, security labels still on. Turns out he broke into a ventilation shaft in the M&S next door, went into the shop, fingered a suit from a manekin, changed clothes, and chatted his way back into the club. The biggest lad I've ever met'. LAD


:yeah:

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 04-10-2010 05:01 PM

so lads are the british equivalent to the north american bro?

anticipation 04-10-2010 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN (Post 848266)
so lads are the british equivalent to the north american bro?

We should make one of these sites for hicks from Alberta/Saskatchewan. Now THAT would be worth reading.

Dietrootbear 04-10-2010 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wickedlk (Post 848188)
Ok so, I got with this girl in Liverpool one night on a rugby tour. She was a massive chav, so I was going out on a limb. Anyway I went back to hers - absolutely wasted. I wake up the next afternoon, wondering where the hell I am. Then the moment of realisation - I look round and my clothes are missing! Where's my wallet? Nowhere to be seen! The bitch must have taken them! To get back at her, I take a massive **** in her bed and make a run for it. I'm all pleased with myself, run down the stairs in my boxers and see the girl with breakfast ready and my clothes all ironed and clean. LAD
:rofl:

Lol.

jackhammer 04-10-2010 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BTown787 (Post 848003)
british people suck

It's a capital letter when you begin a paragraph in this case a 'B' and indeed, British people DO suck. Boiled sweets on car journeys usually.

khfreek 04-10-2010 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN (Post 848266)
so lads are the british equivalent to the north american bro?

I'd say it is a bit more masculine than bro culture, but basically the same

Astronomer 04-10-2010 09:20 PM

Over here we use the term 'lad' affectionately. E.g. "He's a great lad."

Nevertheless I am still slightly disturbed by some of the stories in this thread.

Mojo 04-10-2010 09:32 PM

We use it in that context too. But also a "lad" would be defined by some of these stories. Or a Jack-the-lad, i suppose.


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