Wiping

midnight rain · 01-13-2011, 02:02 AM

Do you sit or stand while wiping?

Is it weird that I stand? Somehow it got brought up in a conversation not long ago with someone else and they thought it was very weird.

Want to know if I'm alone on this.

~~Dirty~~ · 01-13-2011, 02:11 AM

Standing is weird bro

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 01-13-2011, 02:12 AM

Somehow I doubt this will lead to very stimulating conversation. No offense... but if this thread gets too wild I'll probably redirect it or something.

But... On topic. Omgggg.... who stands?

midnight rain · 01-13-2011, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty

Standing is weird bro

Yeah I'm not a big fan of dunking my hand in... murky water,though.

djchameleon · 01-13-2011, 02:13 AM

standing is a bit weird....I don't see how you can clean properly by standing I mean I guess so but it's not the same.

When I read the title, I thought this was talking about raids in WoW

~~Dirty~~ · 01-13-2011, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuna

Yeah I'm not a big fan of dunking my hand in... murky water,though.

Do you have the worlds biggest hands? Or the worlds fullest toilet? Of all my year of taking dumps, my hand has never touched the water.

midnight rain · 01-13-2011, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty

Do you have the worlds biggest hands? Or the worlds fullest toilet? Of all my year of taking dumps, my hand has never touched the water.

I guess because it's happened when I've tried. Maybe it's just inexperience.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conan

Somehow I doubt this will lead to very stimulating conversation. No offense... but if this thread gets too wild I'll probably redirect it or something.

But... On topic. Omgggg.... who stands?

And the one word post thread does? Damn Conan I liked you better as a regular.

Just kidding. Don't believe I've congratulated you on your modship by the way.

Congrats.

mr dave · 01-13-2011, 03:17 AM

why is there no poll?

also, i think how hairy your butt is plays a factor in the decision to sit or stand. myself, i'm king of ghost poops, i don't even 'need' to wipe half the time.

midnight rain · 01-13-2011, 03:23 AM

I tried to edit to add one after I forgot it, but it won't let me.

I don't get how people can do it sitting, where does your hand reach, between your legs?

clear path > toilet yoga

**Janszoon** · 01-13-2011, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty

Do you have the worlds biggest hands? Or the worlds fullest toilet? Of all my year of taking dumps, my hand has never touched the water.

x2

01-13-2011, 02:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
midnight rain Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,711	Wiping Do you sit or stand while wiping? Is it weird that I stand? Somehow it got brought up in a conversation not long ago with someone else and they thought it was very weird. Want to know if I'm alone on this.

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~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	Standing is weird bro

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~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Somehow I doubt this will lead to very stimulating conversation. No offense... but if this thread gets too wild I'll probably redirect it or something. But... On topic. Omgggg.... who stands?

01-13-2011, 03:23 AM	#9 (permalink)
midnight rain Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,711	I tried to edit to add one after I forgot it, but it won't let me. I don't get how people can do it sitting, where does your hand reach, between your legs? clear path > toilet yoga