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duga 05-06-2010 08:11 PM

Clowns
 
Does anyone even like them? Most people I talked to are scared ****less of them, what little kid actually says, "Hell yeah...clowns!!"

This is an honest question, because there are obviously plenty of clowns around...yet I don't know anyone that likes them.


Janszoon 05-06-2010 08:16 PM

I don't like them. It's not that I find them scary or anything, they're just fucking annoying and completely unfunny.

Sansa Stark 05-06-2010 08:25 PM

Yeah, annoying

Plus, all they make me think about is ****ing juggalos

****, I hate juggalos

OctaneHugo 05-06-2010 08:28 PM

and now I hate clowns too because now I also associate them with juggalos


THANKS A LOT

Sansa Stark 05-06-2010 08:32 PM

I can't hate faygo though, that **** is awesome

gunnels 05-06-2010 09:21 PM

Moon Mist is the ****.
Fruit Punch tastes like air freshener though.

Actually, I'd like to be friends with a juggalo. Chill on a couch, drink faygo and talk about life.

Burning Down 05-06-2010 09:24 PM

When I was a kid clowns were the scariest things on the planet. I remember my parents hired a clown for my 6th birthday and I was totally scared. Now they're just super annoying.

Janszoon 05-06-2010 09:25 PM

True story: On my way home from work today I drove by some dude in an ICP t-shirt with long, thinning hair blowing sexily in the breeze.

Neapolitan 05-06-2010 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 863701)
True story: On my way home from work today I drove by some dude in an ICP t-shirt with long, thinning hair blowing sexily in the breeze.

Yeah, I think I saw that too, there were like 40 of them getting out of a Volkswagen.

Sansa Stark 05-06-2010 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 863698)
Moon Mist is the ****.
Fruit Punch tastes like air freshener though.

Actually, I'd like to be friends with a juggalo. Chill on a couch, drink faygo and talk about life.

Hell yeah. Best cream soda ever too, and their black cherry soda goes perfect with Eight Star

Freebase Dali 05-06-2010 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 863720)
Yeah, I think I saw that too, there were like 40 of them getting out of a Volkswagen.

:laughing:

We must have been at the same circus.
*checks* Yep. Same planet.

Thrice 05-06-2010 09:53 PM

They did not bother me until I mistook the 'Fun Haus' for the Fun house at the fair when I was little. About ten steps in I realized clowns with chainsaws were not fun at all, and exited via the entrance. Thank god it wasn't a mirror maze, I'd have heading straight through them all.

Janszoon 05-06-2010 09:53 PM

Mine was real though!

Thrice 05-06-2010 09:57 PM

About an hour ago, I was talking to my old lady on the phone about Circa Survive. She told me she met a girl today that asked her about the band, and was ''wearing a shirt that had that lady with the ax that you hate'' Ha ha.

Mojo 05-07-2010 06:07 AM

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news...care-kids.html

Kids will never like clowns as long as there are idiots like this in the world who think this is a good idea.

Burning Down 05-07-2010 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 863840)
Odd - News - Parents 'hire evil clown to scare kids' - Digital Spy

Kids will never like clowns as long as there are idiots like this in the world who think this is a good idea.

Wouldn't that be some form of child abuse? No wonder most kids don't like clowns.

Mojo 05-07-2010 06:13 AM

I would say that a parent hiring an evil clown to stalk them should qualify as child abuse, yeah.

So yeah good luck with that plan. I await the first news story along the lines of "Parent hires evil clown. Evil clown stalks and torments scared child. Child stabs evil clown."

OctaneHugo 05-07-2010 01:49 PM

Thank you, sir, for reminding me of this.


Why's this ****ing show not still on?

Burning Down 05-07-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctaneHugo (Post 863976)
Thank you, sir, for reminding me of this.


Why's this ****ing show not still on?

Best show ever.

duga 05-07-2010 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctaneHugo (Post 863976)
Thank you, sir, for reminding me of this.


Why's this ****ing show not still on?

HAHAHA...that was epic. I miss that show...

Antieant 05-08-2010 06:46 PM

After seeing the IT i hated clowns,,, I'm kinder like that guy in zombieland

Freebase Dali 05-08-2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk (Post 863840)
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news...care-kids.html

Kids will never like clowns as long as there are idiots like this in the world who think this is a good idea.

:laughing:

I know it's probably insensitive of me, but that's hilarious.

jackhammer 05-08-2010 07:41 PM

Hate clowns? Enjoy ;):

OctaneHugo 05-08-2010 09:05 PM

http://imgur.com/3kj5K.jpg
John Wayne Gacy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"Why are you afraid of clowns?"

Mojo 05-09-2010 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 864485)
:laughing:

I know it's probably insensitive of me, but that's hilarious.

I think its funny too. I think its funny because its absurd. I dont see how such an idea would ever work though or be supported by anyone but I guess we live in a crazy world. :confused:

hissundaygirl09. 05-12-2010 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctaneHugo (Post 864564)

holy shIIt D:
fuuck clowns freaking scare me lol
they are way toooo happy lol i always think they are on drugs

TheManInAShed 05-12-2010 01:39 PM

I've seriously got a sexual fetish for clowns.

VEGANGELICA 05-12-2010 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 863665)
I don't like them. It's not that I find them scary or anything, they're just fucking annoying and completely unfunny.

This is how I see clowns now, but when I was a child I liked watching a Bozo the Clown show on TV.

I still vaguely remember the last Bozo show when Bozo said goodbye. I felt sad. Bozo was a nice clown and I missed him.

Necromancer 05-15-2010 01:23 PM

Flipo the clown, he used to be on a local channel everyday out of Columbus, Ohio. And Mr. Cartoon....he wasnt a clown, but he was an idiot. This is a little off subject, but did you know that Mr. Rogers from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood was in the speacial forces, and that he had 24 confirmed kills in vietnam. And captian kangaroo was an officer in WWII that led his troops on the beaches in the Normandy landing on D-Day.

duga 05-15-2010 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VocalsBass (Post 867503)
This is a little off subject, but did you know that Mr. Rogers from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood was in the speacial forces, and that he had 24 confirmed kills in vietnam.

Damn, Mr. Rogers always scared me a bit...but this adds a whole new level of freaky...

Burning Down 05-15-2010 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duga (Post 867521)
Damn, Mr. Rogers always scared me a bit...but this adds a whole new level of freaky...

Yeah, I would say so! I used to watch his show sometimes when I was a kid.

VEGANGELICA 05-15-2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VocalsBass (Post 867503)
This is a little off subject, but did you know that Mr. Rogers from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood was in the speacial forces, and that he had 24 confirmed kills in vietnam. And captian kangaroo was an officer in WWII that led his troops on the beaches in the Normandy landing on D-Day.

I just looked this up, VocalsBass, and found that this story about Mr. Rogers is apparently just an urban legend. He was not in the military and never killed any person:

Quote:

Unless all the biographical information that exists about him is wrong, Fred McFeely Rogers never served in the military in any capacity, let alone as a Marine sniper (or Navy Seal, as another version of this apocryphal story claims). Some cynical folks may be loathe to believe that the gentle, soft-spoken host of "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood" was exactly what he seemed, but he was.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/fre.../mr_rogers.htm
So, rest easy with happy memories of Mr. Rogers!

OctaneHugo 05-15-2010 05:25 PM

Yeah, I was about to say. I've heard a lot of things about a lot of people but never that Mr. Rogers was in 'nam. Not to mention he was born in 1928, so at the height of the war he'd have been 40.

Necromancer 05-15-2010 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 867543)
I just looked this up, VocalsBass, and found that this story about Mr. Rogers is apparently just an urban legend. He was not in the military and never killed any person:



So, rest easy with happy memories of Mr. Rogers!

I am so relieved to know that! Thank You, thats a funked up rumor, atleast I wont feel so paranoid now whenever I hear him say "Hello Neighbor", and because that was the only reason I ever had to watched him on TV, Im almost sad about it now. lol...I could actually picture him crawling through the tunnels in vietnam saying "Hello Neighbor", right before he killed them.

VEGANGELICA 05-15-2010 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VocalsBass (Post 867569)
I am so relieved to know that! Thank You, thats a funked up rumor, atleast I wont feel so paranoid now whenever I hear him say "Hello Neighbor", and because that was the only reason I ever had to watched him on TV, Im almost sad about it now. lol...I could actually picture him crawling through the tunnels in vietnam saying "Hello Neighbor", right before he killed them.

:laughing:

That is a rather funny image... Mr. Rogers crawling through the tunnels in Vietnam saying "Hello Neighbor" to people right before he kills them!

Heh heh. There should be a humorous horror movie with that scene in it! :)

OctaneHugo 05-15-2010 05:47 PM

a terrified Vietcong soldier walking through a dark tunnel with only some candles as light, hearing the echoed sounds of Mr. Rogers' voice...
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day in the neighborhood...a beautiful day for a neighbor..."

The knife is wrenched quickly through the Vietcong's back, puncturing through his stomach as Mr. Rogers cups his hand over his mouth to quiet the noise, expertly snapping his neck in the process.

Astronomer 05-16-2010 01:26 AM

I hate clowns and they scare the **** out of me.

At the cafe I used to work at, the chef would make these cute little pink pig cupcakes. The sold out every day. One day he decided to make clown cupcakes. Not one person bought one.


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