TMI! or FYI?
 

This is where you post the details of yourself that some people may not want to read, so post and read at your own risk! For example, I just noticed I missed a pube from shaving earlier. It's a bit of fun I think, got to liven this place up!

Here's another, I can't sleep unless everything that can be shut/closed is so.

Give me some weird extras people! I don't want to be the only weirdo aside from boobs (respect).

Haha, brilliant :p:

I hate spending time in quiet places so I sometimes actively avoid them. If I sleep over at friends who have quiet rooms, I try to bring my laptop and then I set it up to play something like rainsounds while I sleep.

.. and in the spirit of Vanilla, I could add that I recently thought it might be fun to try shaving the .. uhm .. but now it's prickly! Such an annoyance whenever I'm out walking! If I could go back in time and undo that momentary lapse of reason, I would :(

...okay.

I can't sleep if I'm wearing socks. Honestly. I can be just about ready to pass out, and they'll keep me up.

I totally hear you! If I wait more than 4-5 days before shaving my nether regions, mother effer it's itchy! I think for you waxing would be more appropriate. Nothing more beautiful that a naked, hairless penis in my opinion. (Oh and balls).

:(

I had a little shaving accident as well. Just a very small one like a nick or what you call it, but still. I'm thinking I should just leave it alone in the future.

I did that a couple of times, I swear to St Angelo, do NOT nick your labia. It bleeds and stings so bad!

I had an ale poo this morning. Absolutely horrendous, and it was at like 4am too. Most uncomfortable I'd ever been in my life in case I woke somebody up with the flush, but I had to go. Felt like it was gonna crack the ceramic when it hit the bowl. I'd had some Jagermeister so it looked like I'd just deposited a small black bear into the toilet.

FYI, to the going to bed in socks thing, I actually like going to bed in socks but then taking off my socks after a while. Sometimes I go to sleep with socks on and set my alarm for some point during the night so I can take them off and feel the complete satisfaction.

:rofl:

Recently I released a brick so long it broke in half and covered the toilet twice.

:laughing:

I almost never end up wearing them to bed (I hardly even wear them around the house), but when I do, they bug the hell out of me and they always end up crumpled at the foot of the bed before I can sleep.

That's really kind of interesting about the alarm, though.

I don't mind wearing socks that much, I just don't like how much they can make your feet sweat. It's awful, most of the time I'm barefoot though.

Try the alarm thing. It is great.

I love it during summer when I can walk around barefoot or in sandals without socks or shoes. I'm like Huckleberry Finn light whenever I can get away with it.

I've never worn sandals/flipflops. Don't think I ever could.

I love flip flops, I practically live in them.

More crap that no one really cares about but for whatever reason I feel compulsed to share:

I haven't gotten laid in like, a month. And it's slowly taking it's toll. :C I'm worse than a thirteen year old boy.

and I really need to shave my legs, they're getting prickly.

Like a cat, I'm on heat.

I haven't been laid in a while. I'm a bit weird lately and have completely scrapped wanting to sleep with someone I'm not in a relationship with. Never used to be like that, can only be a good thing though I guess.

Yeah, I'd reckon it's a good thing, even though it's relatively unheard of unless you're already in a relationship. Good on you, though. I'm supposed to want the relationship and the sex, but I don't think I could really handle them together right now.

Lmao this thread is hilarious. Also I can't sleep with socks on either, but I do what downwardspiral does and wait until I'm almost asleep and sort of take them off with the other foot :D amazing feeling.

Lesbians have an odd tendency to fall in love with me and I've never been able to figure out why.

I'm enjoying the polar extremes of this thread, from 'i can't sleep with socks on' to 'MOTHER OF CHRIST THE CRAP I JUST TOOK'.

Probably because you're the only one who doesn't know you're a woman

btw am I the only one who can't poop if there's nothing to read???

I just got my favourite pair of boxes holey enough for me to take a poop without pulling them down :)

Everyone says that!

I don't like to poop without literature, and I get overwhelmingly happy when I see that other people have reading material in their bathrooms.

I always keep a stack of magazines or something handy. I remember going to a neighbour's house and seeing that they had two huge magazine racks in their washroom!

I can't sleep unless there's some kind of white noise. This is probably due to the fact that there is a highway right on the other side of the backyard fence and a railroad that runs parallel to the highway on the other side. There's also quite a few planes that fly over my house overnight. So I've just grown used to falling asleep with all this noise.

OMG! I'm grinning like a total fool. I don't know why I feel the need to smile excessively at this. I should've been a man.