I would probably kick a cow to death and then eat it, if I was hungry enough...
Sorry TumourAttitude =P

I could totally curb-stomp a goose.

I'm an atheist, Tumor! ;)

I'll listen to Pain Teens and the Cows. I don't know if I'm a sucker for them yet. (Ten minutes later.) Hmm...the Cows. I listened to three of their songs and you know, they aren't bad! If I'm in one of my squinty-eyed, pissed-off moods, they'd suit very much.

That's the kind of mood I'd be in, by the way, Tumor, if I saw people actually attempting to kick an animal...that is, before my seething emotions spurred me into action and I angrily ran toward them, screaming (to scare the animal away), "Stop what you are doing RIGHT...NOW!!! You're being mean! What is your name?! I'm going to call the police on you!!" And I would call the police. Because I do that sort of thing.

Here's one song by The Cows that I listened to. I was pleased to learn they are Midwesterners like I am! I especially like the beginning, starting slow and simmering, and building up to the more aggressive part of the song.

A lawyer?

It's not nice to pick on snakes.

watch it, you're gonna give lawyers a bad name :nono:

boo boo

Someone said once:

definately another human, but a duck would be funner, i imagine

This one might be a challenge.

http://www.productwiki.com/upload/im...oto_puppet.jpg

[Picture removed by Ironic Gestapo, due to being disturbing]

Just kick away his morning McDonalds...

Don't kick your mother, she raised you.

James, mum jokes? Srysly?

I just had to.

2 'y's in seriously?

Urban Dictionary: SRYSLY

Have you never heard of an internet memes? Srysly?

I bet I could kick a mime to death. I mean, sryryrysly, they never yell, so I could take my time

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Hierophant.jpg if that thing was real i could.


or even this: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_csfr1z1yRd...-StarWhale.png
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_csfr1z1yRd...doctor_who.png

Have you guys ever furreal kicked anything to death?

A spider..

Lol, you kicked a spider to death? Must've been a pretty huge spider. One of those ones with health bars and everything.

I kicked it until it went splat, that counts!

So you stood on it? Doesnt count.

Come on! It was more of a stomp, I'm shit scared of spiders and moths as well, so it was a battle. A battle I tell thee!!!!1

On a good day, perhaps a sloth, because it would be far to lazy to do anything back to me or even put up a fight. Hell, it would probably fall asleep.

Id feel bad about it after though. I mean, look at that thing! Its adorable. Lives quite the life too - sleeps 22 hours a day and wakes up only for food and sex. My male friends would call him 'The Man' :laughing:

http://simplethrift.files.wordpress....-the-sloth.jpg

I once kicked a squirrel, as a child of course. It's caught on home video, me walking up to it 4 or 5 years old and and kicking it. I don't think I kicked it to death, it ran up a tree. Unless it hard a heart attack when it was up a tree, in that case - SCORE! I have a squirrel to my name.

If I found you kicking a sloth to death, I'd flip. Those are the coolest mammals ever. So awesome, he has a deadly sin named after him. I've wanted to have one for a pet since forever, but I really don't think a sloth would like living in an apartment. :(

Quoting myself (yes, I'm that cool) I'd feel horrible if I hurt one, they seem like they wouldnt hurt a fly - the reason being it would involve actually doing something for once. But for a pet? Seriously? I mean, theyre cute and all but God, training it would be hell. It would do absolutely nothing.

And what a role model it would be.
Not to mention it being far less troublesome than a cat sharpening its claws on your leather couch, or a dog barking you awake all night.

I guess fish are the perfect "do nothing" pets, along with iguanas, snakes and turtles and all that, but none of those things are as cuddly.

Do nothing pets like fish are shit, at least you could give a sloth a cuddle.

..I have a soft spot for pets. Dogs are winner though, unless they're crappy small ones that yap.

Oh come on! Imagine toilet training the thing, or training it to sleep somewhere rather than your couch. I'd be hell! If you were lucky it wake up and stare at you for a while before humping your leg and falling asleep again.

I have spent far too long thinking about this.

Well, sloths live and sleep in trees... so all you'd need is a branch-like perch of some sort. They stay up there like 90 percent of the time. And they always go to the ground to poop. Never do they poop from the tree. And they don't poop very often, because their metabolism is so slow. So when you find out where they like to poop, that's where the newspaper goes. It can be days before they poop.
And I don't think they hump legs either. I could be wrong though.. still... ever heard of a leg-humping sloth?

No, but I have heard of a pole-humping sloth..

http://hello.typepad.com/hello/sloth.jpg

I see your point though. I wouldnt mind having a sloth, espescially if they stayed this size. Its so cute! :love:

http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/blo.../babySloth.jpg

Yes, we could breed them to be Tea-Cup-Sloths, like those little annoying Chihuahuas...

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...hua-toupee.jpg

A small dog or a cat.

...It's really sad that it actually took me a bit of thought to come up with that.

Fukcing chihuauas.. Wait a moment, has that dog got a toupee? OMG it does!!!

Toupees are actually kind of cute on chihuahuas and not old men with receding hairlines. :laughing: