Favorite quotes
 

What are some of your favorite quotes? They can be from anyone.


"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. "- Hunter S. Thompson

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe... I believe what I believe is right."- George W. Bush

"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?" - Homer Simpson

"Behind every successful woman...is a basket of dirty laundry." -Sally Poe

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
-Woody Allen

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." -Groucho Marx

"Lady Liberty needs glasses"- Tupac

"It's better to be king of the kids, then prince of the fools."
-Jack Black

"There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it. And I'm hungry for rock"
-Jack Black

"They say I'm a horrible person, but that just isn't true....I have the heart of a young boy...In a jar on my desk..."
-Stephen King

"Beware of all enterprises requiring you to wear a chicken suit and wave at motorists"
-Matt Groening

"Whoever controls the media, controls the mind."
-Jim Morrison

What people don't realize is that the so-called Seattle grunge scene grew out of several close-knit gourmet supper clubs - we would only pick up guitars to pass the time while our dishes were simmering, baking, boiling, etc.
-Kurt Cobain

Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you're riding through the rough don't you complicate your mind."
-Bob Marley

:afro: ;)

~"you got animals killing other animals, people killing the animals and each other and including the forest, but we don't call it murder, we just call it industry." Mickey Knox~

anything written by morrison.
right now,
"lying on stained wretched sheets with a bleeding virgin we could plan a murder... or start a religion"

"I made a choice early in life to either be a piano player in a whorehouse or a politician, and to tell the truth their really is no difference."
Harry Truman

i LOOOVE jack black!!!! :love: :love:
soo f*ckin funny... and that diary of his... f*cking great...
glad you brought it up :thumb:

"it's better to burn out than fade away" Kurt Cobain

"see...media is like the weather, except it's man-made weather...murder is pure...your the ones who made it impure."Mickey Knox

no problemo, he's hilarious in that show

That would be Neil Young

"an eye for an eye will make us all blind"-Mahatma Ghandi
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are"- Kurt Cobain

"No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master." Hunter S Thompson

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over." Hunter S Thompson

"The greatest knowledge in the world is knowing that you know nothing." My old english teacher, I don't know if he was quoting someone else.

"Non-smokers die every day. Sleep tight! I know you've employed some kind of eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke. Let me be the first to pop that bubble and send you hurtling back to reality - because you're dead too. And you know what doctors say? "****, if only you'd smoked - we'd have the technology to help you. It's you people dying from nothing who are screwed". I've got all sorts of neat **** waiting for me - oxygen tent, iron lung...it's like going to Tandy." Bill Hicks.

"If you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends." Penny Lane, Almost Famous.

"It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete *******s. It's a ****e state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!" Renton, Trainspotting

"I believe stars are just neon lights shining through the dancefloor on heaven on a Saturday night." Songs: Ohia

"Its better to burn out than to fade away" Neil Young, the man who said a million things I always wanted to say but never could.

"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." Aesop

I was gonna say exactly that.

I'm a vegetarian not because I love animals..but because I hate plants!

Some people walk in the rain,others just get wet. Quote-Ed.

"If you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends." Penny Lane, Almost Famous.

great one! Love that movie...Band Aids.....LOL!

bill hicks is the greatest. my mate said that to my friend who hates smoking. she didnt take it too well, her aunty died from lung cancer a month and a bit ago.
and it was socrates who said "true wisdom comes from knowing, that you know nothing"
^ala bill and teds excellent adventure
"all we are is dust in the wind dude"

"Looks like i wont have to listen to Black Sabbath and kill myself afterwards" Jello on the ramones.:D

"id rather be hated for somebody i am then loved for someone im not"- kurt cobain

"life is like a box of chocolates, you just never know what one your gunna get"- forrest gump

"to save time, lets just agree i know everything"- brian clough

"saying hes talented is like saying a snake is left handed"- noel gallagher in regards to blur lead vocalist damian alburn