The Weirdest Dream You've Ever Had
 

The weirdest dream I ever had was when I drempt that this physco nun locked me in the basement of a church, and then her and the priest would torture me. They thought I was the Anti-Christ. Then the Pope rescued me, but he was killed by a rabbi shortly after. It was really weird.

I went into school one day and everyone was wearing those hats with the helicopter things on top of them (I forget the name) and I felt really left out, so I ran home to get one from under my bed. One the way home, there was this giant goldfish wearing jeans, and he told me that I'd moved house. So I got REALLY scared 'cause I couldnt find my way home, but then I heard my dad singing "we all live in a yellow submarine". So I followed that, and I found my new 'house', which just happened to be in the exact same place as my old house, but it was of course a yellow submarine. My dad was on top of it singing and dancing with a cane, then he slid down the ladder and started tap dancing right infront of me. Then I woke up...

I have told that dream to so many people its no wonder I know it off by heart... I love that dream :D

^ they are called Beanie hats... seriously, I can't think of any weird dreams I have had in particular....one time though the Dead Kennedys were the worlds suppliers of milk...really weird..I guess the Nazis go without their calcium huh? LOL!

^Hah I like that Dead Kennedys thing... And thank you, I knew it was something along the lines of beanie hates :thumb:

Heh, I like the goldfish thing.

I had a dream a couple of years ago where Marylin Manson was chasing me through a mazlike building...very odd

:laughing:

My sister had this dream about me once..weirdest thing i ever heard.
It was that I was jsut standing there in front of an aquarium with a pyranha in it..and the all of a sudden it burst through the glass and bit my head off haha.

I had one where I went on vacation, and there was a huge terrain park at the hotel, but I didn't know that before I got there, so I just went through the park in my boots (I had boots, jacket, pants, goggles and everything but not skis for some reason). I went over all the tables by running up and then jumping off, and I'd get about 100 feet of air on each one, with uncountable spins and grabs, land it perfectly. then somehow I was in the backcountry, sliding around in my boots, every so often I'd jump, go up in the air about 100 feet again, more spins and grabs, and the mountain never ended. the only problem was that I never had my skis on.

well they're too many and i would never stop talking about them. i'll just tell you the "titles"
1) "the jasmine and alladin labyrinth" one
2) "the kurt and courtney in front of my house because kurt never died" one
3) "the black and white dream about the courtain with ghosts glued on it"
4) "the dad sh*tting" one

i've had so many weird dreams... it would be harder to try to remember a normal dream. just choose one of the titles (if you're interested) and i'll tell you about it :)

:usehead: You need help...

but it's not my fault...

plus.. what do you understand by "weird" .. ok, that must be in the "sick dreams" category but still..

and what...do you think i wanted to dream about that?... c'mon

for a couple weeks i kept havin dreams of me dieing, in all different ways, fallin off buildings, suicide, and bein murdered- the murder ones suckd cos it was always sum guy breakin in my house and stabbin me. :(.
now im havin dreams about my friend killin me, one was with a guitar lol.

^ some say that when you dream about someone dieing, it's their death that's dieing...
well i dreamt about killing my dad and that my mum and sister were dieing too
that's just weird.
when i wake up i feel guilty

Hah I get those... Theyre fun though. Especially the falling ones...

The scariest ones are when Im being chased by a lorry though, I hate those so much. Ive had them for years, I have a proper fear of lorries because of them :(

i have dreams all the time where I am at a punk rock show.....very realistic huh?

I have skiing dreams all the time, and they're pretty much the only ones i remember anyways.

I had a dream i was kissing amy miret....tis probaly as close ill get but the weird part is i was sleeping with my girlfriend and i said "Oh Amy" and now were not dating anymore topped with a few other reasons *cries*

haha you were sleeping with your girlfriend?? dude... you're like... 13 ...

*tisk**tisk* misfits.....hun, don't you know that Amy is welcome in my bed just as much as you are?
LOL! PM me hun, it's been awhile.....you can *cry* on my shoulder....

the only dreams i seem to remember are dodgy.

ive had where i came home from school and all of my family had been pinned to the ceiling.

also, ive dreamt that i was dreaming, and a huge orange fell through my ceiling on top of me. that was scary.

another is 3 vampires of all different colours queing up at a water fountain.

but, the best for last... i was in a library with my mates and my nan (yes nan) when all these ghosts came out of any book i opened. they all grabbed my hand and forced it into a plug socket- which opened up a bottomless pit where i continuously fell until i woke up- sweating like a bastard.

Yay once i get my drivers liscene ill be in thier in a heartbeat.

Well it was more like snuggling...

^I've gone farther....

Omg Liek Really!?

Only in my dreams!

we should've seen this coming

Haha Ensemble you really are amazing... This forum would never be as fun without you here...

Thank you....if you mean that!

If a giant orange fell on top of me, I'd probably eat it. Then a piece of the orange would get jammed in my throat, and I would die. Then I'd wkae up. And do you know why? Because I'm dreaming. :laughing:

Far out, Man.....

i picked a fight with an owl, we had an audience of all my family and friends and rooting me on. first the owl broke my arms one by one by pecking at them. then i just died.

this one time: its not a dream, i'm dead serious this happened to me, scared me ****less: i was lying in bed, trying to sleep, whe there was this intense ringing in my ears, it stopped and i heard a voice in my head, it said "I'm having trouble, could you read this for me?" intense ring another voice said, "I'm gonna kill myself," first one, "Are you trying to impress me?" intense ringing, second voice "I'm gonna kill myself," first voice, "Are you trying to impress me?" this went on for 2 minutes before i turned on the light. It stopped and i started watching TV for an hour and went to sleep. Never happened again. Scared me ****less. this was probly November