i can't wait to bring this up at the next family get together. "guys, i was wrong, they don't **** animals. they **** people in animal costumes. so it's cool."

I have a thing for lady-men, but only if they look so much like chicks that other than the penis you'd never know the difference. Otherwise the illusion is ruined and I'm done. People are weird.

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For your pleasure.

that sounds to me like really you are attracted by their lady parts and are willing to take on a dick to get there since you're desperate.

unless you can tell me that if you take the hottest lady-man you can find, that if you had a magic wand to turn his/her penis into a vagina it wouldn't somehow make him/her hotter.

He likes dick. It's as simple as that. Why like a woman with a dick, when you can like a woman without.

Simple. They're exotic.

pretty sure a woman with a penis is the alpha-woman.

no monthly reproductive burdens.

But she has to shave five times as much.

Good point.

I'd sell a kidney to get rid of my uterus, though.

Not really. Unless they aren't taking hormones.