Best feeling in the fucking world if you ask me (besides orgasm, not even to get into that).

he is certainly not ugly.

he farts all the time, everywhere...the other night I had to open a window because I would have died otherwise...

but when he smiles, my heart melts away into nothingness and his stupid laugh makes me laugh every time.

The way he looks at our beautiful little kitten makes me want to cry because of how beautiful it is.

And when Wembley hears me mention "daddy" when he's almost home from work, and kittypants perks up immediately... :love:

My boyfriend is a lovely, wonderful man.

Really. How did this conversation go?

Gay.

*concentrates*

...*concentrates harder*

*flex*

*burp*

*grows a dick*

there. now it's gay.

Batlord: "When I look into a mirror, I realize how ugly I am."
Ki: "Yeah, you should really just kill yourself."

HEY WAIT A SECOND

Batlord has a son now.

He needs to take care of his beautiful baby kitty.

He needs to not die for a while. No matter how hard I cringed when I wrote that.

*faps*

I'm pretty sure it went more like...

Batlord: "Oh, god, I'm gonna-"
Ki: "Dude, not in my hair!"

I guess I just don't know
I just don't know

Sorry for that dramatic ass post I just cleared up. I've been in a ****ty place the past few days and something pushed me off that night. I made some stupid decisions last night knowing that that particular night wasn't one to being making stupid decisions and wound up putting myself in a ****tier place. tldr, WD loves you WD does.

I have to be awake in 3 hours.

I was asleep for maybe 30 minutes, then shaken awake with vivid, heartbreaking recollections of a place I haven't seen in 7 years.

I thought I was done mourning over that.