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John Wilkes Booth 08-18-2015 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1627062)
You're the worst kind of person.
armenian?

Pet_Sounds 08-18-2015 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1627151)
I confess to having missed the word CONFESS in the 7th grade spelling bee. I would have taken 1st place and gone to the district finals. I was devastated, and that word has haunted me ever since.
I won both the city and the district spelling bee in Grade 7. I'm better than Plankton.

ladyislingering 08-18-2015 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1627346)
No, but I jerked off on his grave.
same.

grindy 08-19-2015 01:46 PM
I haven't taken a dump in three days because of side-effects from medication I'm taking.
I never thought I'd miss it that much.

Mr. Charlie 08-19-2015 01:50 PM
I sympathise with you. I went four days without a poo travelling across Egypt once. It really starts weighing you down after a while. Literally. When it comes, it'll be dark, with much mass, and it'll splash your bum when it lands.

Plankton 08-19-2015 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1627352)
I won both the city and the district spelling bee in Grade 7. I'm better than Plankton.
A worthy adversary.

grindy 08-19-2015 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1627543)
I sympathise with you. I went four days without a poo travelling across Egypt once. It really starts weighing you down after a while. Literally. When it comes, it'll be dark, with much mass, and it'll splash your bum when it lands.
Thanks for the warning. :D

The Batlord 08-19-2015 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1627543)
I sympathise with you. I went four days without a poo travelling across Egypt once. It really starts weighing you down after a while. Literally. When it comes, it'll be dark, with much mass, and it'll splash your bum when it lands.
... Thanks!

Oriphiel 08-19-2015 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie (Post 1627543)
I sympathise with you. I went four days without a poo travelling across Egypt once. It really starts weighing you down after a while. Literally. When it comes, it'll be dark, with much mass, and it'll splash your bum when it lands.
http://shihhenglin.files.wordpress.c...7502-02-28.jpg

Mr. Charlie 08-19-2015 02:30 PM
Haha.


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