Do you chop people up?

I don't think you are a sociopath. If you were one you would have followed through by now.

Unless you have already which I don't think you should say. You might be incriminating yourself.

are you serious?

well, you see, there are a few rules to maintaining gorgeous hair.

my hair is naturally wavy, so it acts kind of weird sometimes, and it can be sort of unmanageable.

so:

- I use a lot of conditioner (including leave-in conditioner)
- Sometimes I iron it (once in a while, and only once until I wash it again)
- I only wash it once every 3-4 days (your hair needs to retain natural oil - though too much is just as bad)
- I never use a hair dryer or a curling iron

beautiful hair is possible for both genders - dudes just seem to have curlier, more unmanageable (and even greasier) hair.

You just need to love your hair and it'll love you back.

Your hair is really gorgeous!

I always use heaps of air conditioner, my hair is uber long and looks really good. I don't need to do much to manage it other than to not wash everyday to prevent it losing it's natural oils.

I can't not wash my hair everyday. My scalp sweats like crazy for whatever reason and if I don't wash it everyday it gets sores. Seriously. It sucks. So I think I'm just doomed to forever have dry hair.

the mother of this awful girl I went to school with is going to prison for embezzling millions of dollars over the past 20 years at her job at a local bank.

I laughed when my mother told me.

damn
that lucky ass bitch

apparently she went on this super expensive vacation and they raided all of her personal stuff.

but seriously her daughter is a horrible, horrible girl.

Dang that's juicy gossip. Describe what this girl does to be awful? I'm curious. You can tell she took after her mother!