The Confessional Thread

[butthead aka 216]

i used to eat out the garbage can. my room mate from yrs ago used to have stomach problems and would get take out or delivery and only eat half of it so if it was still in the box and layin on top of the trash i would just eat it

[YorkeDaddy]

i confess that i spend most of my free time lately imagining what it would be like to make love to 216

like im getting raw by how much ive been beating it to that fantasy

[butthead aka 216]

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

i confess that i spend most of my free time lately imagining what it would be like to make love to 216

like im getting raw by how much ive been beating it to that fantasy

hey man i aint gay but i would tag team a honey wit you as long as theres no sword fightin goin on

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

I eat crunchy rice because I'm impatient.

You're a monster. I sort of live off rice, and crunchy rice is the bane of my existence. It's just...awful It makes my skin crawl. The worst part is that when I'm making rice, and it's been simmering for almost an hour, and it's still crunchy, then I know it's not getting any better. I can add some more water, but then I'll just have soggy, crunchy rice. So, I just have to bite the bullet, smother it in butter, soy sauce, salt, and pepper, and desperately try to choke it down without vomiting.

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You're a monster. I sort of live off rice, and crunchy rice is the bane of my existence. It's just...awful It makes my skin crawl. The worst part is that when I'm making rice, and it's been simmering for almost an hour, and it's still crunchy, then I know it's not getting any better. I can add some more water, but then I'll just have soggy, crunchy rice. So, I just have to bite the bullet, smother it in butter, soy sauce, salt, and pepper, and desperately try to choke it down without vomiting.

It would have been more accurate of me to say I just ate crunchy rice because I was impatient, it's not something I've made into a habit by any means. Brown rice though, man, what a ****ing pain to cook. White rice and quinoa are both a lot easier but blah blah blah brown rice is so good for you whatever.

[butthead aka 216]

am i missing somethin?? dont you just put it in boiling water and wait?? or get those 90 second microwave rice packets. ive ate semi crunchy spaghetto noodles before when makin alfredo cause i stopped boiling too early tho

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by 216

am i missing somethin?? dont you just put it in boiling water and wait?? or get those 90 second microwave rice packets. ive ate semi crunchy spaghetto noodles before when makin alfredo cause i stopped boiling too early tho

If you don't bring the water back up to a full boil after you add the rice, then the rice won't fully absorb the water. It happens.

[Mojo]

Originally Posted by 216

am i missing somethin?? dont you just put it in boiling water and wait?? or get those 90 second microwave rice packets. ive ate semi crunchy spaghetto noodles before when makin alfredo cause i stopped boiling too early tho

And she said she was impatient.

[butthead aka 216]

babygirl you need a rice cooker and some vietnamese soy sauce to make ur life complete

[WWWP]

Tiny little baby boy, I'll cook my rice as I please.