The Confessional Thread

The Batlord · 12-07-2013, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

You do it too.

You would know.

Cheese · 12-07-2013, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'll bet you do.

Yep just not other peoples wood like you do

ladyislingering · 12-07-2013, 11:51 PM

I talk shit about customers when I know they're within range of hearing me.

Sequoioideae · 12-07-2013, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I talk shit about customers when I know they're within range of hearing me.

I can't be mad at customers unless they're complete dicks.

Cheese · 12-08-2013, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I talk shit about customers when I know they're within range of hearing me.

I often tell them to their faces what I think of them. Ahh the joys of not needing "off the street" customers

ladyislingering · 12-08-2013, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sequoioideae

I can't be mad at customers unless they're complete dicks.

When people are obviously shoplifting in my fitting rooms I pull one of my coworkers aside and talk loudly about "dishonest behavior" and "security's watching some idiot stealing stuff, and they say they're over here" and other scare tactics.

There's a couple of ladies who I've nicknamed Thelma & Laqueesha, and this one tweaker chick who dresses like she's 19 but her face is so ravaged by drugs that she looks 49. They know I'm watching; they know that I've turned the whole team into stalkers to freak them out. I have no mercy.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

I often tell them to their faces what I think of them. Ahh the joys of not needing "off the street" customers

I usually make snarky little comments that can only lightly be misconstrued as rude when taken out of context. Never gets me in any hot water, but gets the point across that I'm having none of their shit today.

Mr. Charlie · 12-08-2013, 01:38 AM

Hey you two, the customer is always right. I expect a smile when I'm spendin' me crust. Indeed I demand a smile.

Taxman · 12-08-2013, 05:08 AM

If a customer is masturbating while fitting his/her clothes, there's nothing wrong with that.

ladyislingering · 12-08-2013, 11:33 AM

Sometimes they do. Seriously, though, if you're jacking it in a thrift store fitting room, you should probably re-evaluate your reasons for breathing.

Mr. Charlie · 12-08-2013, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Taxman

If a customer is masturbating while fitting his/her clothes, there's nothing wrong with that.

Damn right. That's where I wank the most.

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