Quite honestly I like Whoppers when they aren't made with two jars of mayo.
I can't say the same thing about Big Macs though.

Whopper-3
Big Mac- 2

Proper food? You mean like this?

http://cafefernando.com/images/strawberrytuxedo.jpg

No, he meant this:

http://austinfriedchicken.com/wp-con...ouble-down.jpg

(Urban prefers fried chicken to bread when he eats sandwiches)

Oh, and for the record I've never tried either the Big Mac or a Whopper so I'll abstain...

Whopper-and Ill have it my way-4
Big Sac-2

How can that be proper? It's not even wearing a tie.

Yeah, we will be done with fast food after this one. I just walked into McDonald's yesterday and for the second time in a month some poor fat person had a heart attack mid-nugget. They should just have an ambulance on stand by.

Second one you were present for? :yikes:

Yeah, man...the first time the ambulance was already there, so I guess technically it happened before I was there but I saw the aftermath. The second time the whole thing went down with me witnessing. I took it as an omen to stay away from McDonald's.

No, he obviously meant this:
http://i55.tinypic.com/r1csa1.png