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Originally Posted by theuglyorgan (Post 942195)

Only got one in my life, and I didn't particularily like it(she just licked it the shaft the whole time). Probably won't be doing it for a while.

How old are you out of interest?

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Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 942372)

Also, onions. And tomatoes. And Mayonnaise.

Whaaaaat.

I love tomato and mayo sandwiches (it may sound gross, but it's actually really good).

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Originally Posted by vanilla (Post 942377)

how old are you out of interest?

15.

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 942231)

Yea that's not a proper BJ.
When you get a good one, you'll realize that you like it. A lot.

So back to what I was wondering.. any specific reason you're grossed out by going down on a girl? Have you ever done it? If so, was she packin' a nasty bag of tuna or something? I could understand if that's the case. Those scars do heal though.

I've never done it, but I've always been disgusted by how vaginas look and I think it's just wondering what it would taste like. I don't really know, but it grosses me out.

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 942364)

I watched a human autopsy once. Was really weird.

I was fine until they removed the brain. The sound of the top half of the cranium popping off nearly made me heave. Still it was an educational experience 10 fold.

My sister busted her head open when she was little and I went with her and my Dad to the emergency room. When they cleared the blood, you could clearly see her skull. I was starting at it thinking about how cool it was that I was actually seeing someone's skull (my sister was fine btw...so after that concern was taken care of I thought the skull was cool). I was so concentrated on it that I didn't realize I was starting to feel nauseous. Yep. Puked all over the ER floor.

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Originally Posted by theuglyorgan (Post 942413)

I've never done it, but I've always been disgusted by how vaginas look and I think it's just wondering what it would taste like. I don't really know, but it grosses me out.

Erm, maybe you're gay?

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 942414)

I was fine until they removed the brain. The sound of the top half of the cranium popping off nearly made me heave. Still it was an educational experience 10 fold.

"Pop" is exactly the word. That was pretty horrifying.

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Originally Posted by theuglyorgan (Post 942412)

15.

Right, then don't worry! You will end up getting a chick that actually knows what she is doing and you'll have a dandy old time. You do realise you can't expect much from either sex at 15? Somehow I was just gifted with good BJ skills from that age but most arn't.

Oh and trust me, it's not that gross to lick pussy, my advice: watch lot's and lot's of porn. Then you'll get the idea.

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 942077)

Oh here's a good smell that will make you vomit, and I proved this with my roommate at the time, leave a pot of rice and beans on the stove top for 4 days with the lid on. Remove that lid and released with be a smell so toxic, so repugnant, so putrid you will keel over and vomit. Like I said, I proved this with my roommate from when I was 18. I had made a pot of rice and beans for dinner on a Thursday, and in an act of pure laziness just left the leftover rice in the pot on the stove... where it stayed. Come Monday I hear my roommate getting up to go to work (I had that day off) and I heard him mutter about something stinking in the kitchen, I then hear the sound of him lifting the top off the pot and then puking his guts out into the sink. I had to hold back my giggles because I didn't want to deal with him at that time in the morning, but it was pretty hilarious.

Oh Christ. My mother made pork jerk about a week ago and the leftovers are still covered over on the stove. It's starting to grow white mold. I was just told today that I am the one who has to clean it up at one point. Now I know what I have to look forward to. =\

Also, animal cruelty really bothers me. I've watched a few gruesome videos of things happening to humans and was relatively undisturbed, but I can't stand to even just look at a picture of animal abuse.