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Danschee 03-28-2005 06:52 PM

Worst pain ever had?
 
Just wondering what everybodys worst pain they remembered.

mine was probally smashing my testies skateboarding or putting icy hot on my balls... i burns like a bitch... and don't try to wash it off with water it hurts even worse.

Anarchy doll 03-28-2005 06:57 PM

that it nothing...baby pain...I had 2 children all before the age of 20 and they were all natural birth with no painkillers.....
BEAT THAT!

Danschee 03-28-2005 07:12 PM

Damn i can't touch that.... thats out of my league

.angie. 03-28-2005 08:04 PM

oww. why didnt you go to the doctor. i would have like died.

sleepy jack 03-28-2005 08:17 PM

well today while i was sewing a patche on the needle got slameed into my penis it hurt i cried.

.angie. 03-28-2005 08:20 PM

needles... OUCH. im not even a guy and i could imagine that hurting TONS!

.angie. 03-28-2005 08:21 PM

umm.. probably gymnastics this year when i did vault and my ankle is shlt and i rolled it and its still hurts like a bitch. and gymnastics was over 2 months ago. but the needle thing and the baby thing would hurt much more.

.angie. 03-28-2005 08:23 PM

ok MIsfits i was wondering why you were 'sexing' a pin on . i was rather confused.

sleepy jack 03-28-2005 09:12 PM

Sewing.

Ensemble 03-28-2005 09:16 PM

What were you doing sewing? Aren't you a thirteen year old boy?

jesus 03-28-2005 09:17 PM

hahaha i noticed that. sexing. that made me laugh.

sleepy jack 03-28-2005 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ensemble
What were you doing sewing? Aren't you a thirteen year old boy?

I was Sexing ;) Sewing a patch on to my jaket.

Waynegrow 03-28-2005 10:32 PM

I have a habbit of Urban Climbing when i'm drunk, so one time i climed up this gas pipe to the top of a 3 story building to steel one of those plastic Owls used to scare away pidgeons. I picked it up and threw it down then i started my decent back down the pipe. For some reason i must have forgot that there were rungs that hold the pipe to the wall. My hands hit the first rung and buckled.HOLY **** i fell 2 stories and landed halfway on this porch type thing with my ribs, Bounced off of that then fell the last story in between this air conditioning unit.I broke 3 ribs and my leg that ****ing sucked. On a good note i still have that God damn owl.

jibber 03-29-2005 03:01 AM

uhhh, last year skiing. I go to hit this one jump, and I get a huge amount of speed. I go off, get huge air, pull a nice stylie grab with a slow, smooth 180, then look over my shoulder to spot my landing. Big problem. Some dumbass middle aged gapper is standing right in the middle of the landing, I tried to scream at him, but before I could get one sylable out I had landed about two feet away from him, and crashed right into him. So i'm lying in a heap on the landing, my knee feels totally f*cked over, and I have a funny tingling sensation along with an intense pain in my shoulder/arm, so bad that I couldn't even tell where it was coming from. As if that wasn't bad enough, the f*cktard gets up and starts yelling at me to watch where I'm going. At that point I basically lost control of what I said, so I really went off on the guy. He looked pretty shocked too, I guess he didn't expect a teenaged girl to fight back quite so fiercly, but in any case, I was REALLY pissed off, and the idiot deserved it. So after yelling at the guy for about five minutes, ski patrol came on his snowmobile to find out what had happened (someone in the park had gone down to tell him about the crash). I related the story, and the ski patroller started really going off on the old guy, almost as bad as I had just done. Anyways, long story short, I was carted down the hill on the back of the sled down to the first aid shed, got someone to drive me down to our condo and stuck a note on the door telling my dad to meet me at the hospital, and after a few x-rays found that i'd broken my collarbone.

The other most intense pain I've had was when I was in the hospital with a really bad virus which gave me rediculously bad stomach cramps. I passed out twice in the emergency waiting room because the pain was so intense.

Sneer 03-29-2005 04:43 AM

putting my head through a door. that hurt a tad. Or falling on my head while camping. that hurt too.

[MERIT] 03-29-2005 08:43 AM

i got hit in the face with a really big golf club once. it didnt feel real good either.

Jaz 03-29-2005 08:58 AM

A broken heart.

Mixin 03-29-2005 11:44 AM

one day my balls were itching like crazy so after a while i went to the bathroom, and i noticed a tear in my foreskin, after i realized that... **** the pain started

Mixin 03-29-2005 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waynegrow
I have a habbit of Urban Climbing when i'm drunk, so one time i climed up this gas pipe to the top of a 3 story building to steel one of those plastic Owls used to scare away pidgeons. I picked it up and threw it down then i started my decent back down the pipe. For some reason i must have forgot that there were rungs that hold the pipe to the wall. My hands hit the first rung and buckled.HOLY **** i fell 2 stories and landed halfway on this porch type thing with my ribs, Bounced off of that then fell the last story in between this air conditioning unit.I broke 3 ribs and my leg that ****ing sucked. On a good note i still have that God damn owl.

You must a ****ing wild partier

Mixin 03-29-2005 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
well today while i was sewing a patche on the needle got slameed into my penis it hurt i cried.

Wha... How... DAMN!

Delicate 03-29-2005 02:41 PM

i stood on a bloody plug.ouchies.

Kurt_Cobain 03-29-2005 03:51 PM

Most of my pain comes from martial arts. I've been stapled with a shuriken, and my shoulder dislocated by nunchukas lol. So all and all ive been:
Stapled with a shuriken
Shoulder dislocated with a nunchuka
I must've ripped about three muscles on different occasions

But its all good, I get paid good money so yay!

ArtistInTheAmbulance 03-29-2005 03:53 PM

You get paid for it?! I get the same pain and I have to pay! Hah thats harsh!

Trauma 03-29-2005 06:56 PM

Either option 1 or 2 or 3
1. My friend dropped a skateboard ramp while we were carrying it. The ramp was probably 2x3x5. He dropped it and it slit my left wrist half-way across my whole wrist. I go inside his house and his frickin sister POURS the alcohol on it.
2. I stepped on a five-inch nail and it went through my foot.
3. Got hit in the face with a driver (golf club)

Soundgardener 03-29-2005 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snickers
3. Got hit in the face with a driver (golf club)

That explains a few things.

Trauma 03-29-2005 08:22 PM

dude, come on. lol

ladyluckrules 03-30-2005 12:31 PM

i was ice skating and we were messing around or something and at the same time this guy from my class slammed straight into my side by accident and we both broke our left arm. Maybe i'm just sensitive but my b.c.g really hurt when i had it done :rolleyes:


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