This is awesome.

omg kayleigh, your absinthe thing reminds me, we have a bar here called bar cava and it's a tequila bar and they sell all kinds of mad flavours like baked bean and chilli and every time i go there i get a baked bean one even though every time i have one i chunder everywhere D: i have literally no clue why i keep repeating it

I've been there! Its awesome! They have a pepper flavoured tequila where if you order one they make you take a step back from the bar to drink it!

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@scouseeee.

haha that reminds me of one time i drank ribena and it went down the wrong way, so i was sick out my car window and down the side of my car, classy.

kayleigh. your's are hilarious.

When I'm with my little brother and we're somewhere public, like a store or mall or on a bus, we start talking about the most obscene topics we can think of. It's funny to make total strangers turn around or avoid us. I do this with all of my brothers. People think we're royally ****ed up. It's fun, and it also means if we're on a long bus ride, we get our own seats.

Every time I walk past a fire alarm I have to literally walk on the other side of the hall because I know one of these days I'll give in and pull it.

When I was little I was famous for doing strange things for no reason.

- walked into the sea with school shoes on
- through a girls full can of coke in the bin
- stood on a guitar
- cut the wire of headphones with scissors
- singing alone in the church

Things
 

Took off Running full speed after my first kiss
threw a magazine in the toilet thile duecing and tried to flush
Sold my mic at a garage sale for $4
Sat next to Rihanna at the paris airport and didn't say anything funny
Cut off just 1 of my dreadlocks

when at home, i spout nonsense very, very frequently. it usually comes in the form of "i am a..."

this week i've been stuck on "i am a wooden bear", "i am a blue moose" and "i am a termite". classics include "i am a sailboat", "i am a dinosaur" and "i am a peanut".

other times, my nonsense is more freeform. things like "i have seventeen arms" or "i am made out of lemon jello"

occasionally, i take it a step further and sing nonsensical little songs.

the word that crops up most in my nonsense is "moose".

my wife is very tolerant.

When I can't go to sleep late at night (like 2:00-3:00 am) I drive around looking for stores that are open and try to make small talk with the employees.

Whenever I go to a Value Village(big chain warehouse type store for second hand stuff) with friends we always have to either:

A: Put on basketball jerseys, shorts, runners, take a basketball and start playing until we get kicked out.

B: Just dress up like idiots and rollerblade around doing tricks and knocking the shopper's items out of their hands until we get kicked out.