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Old 07-05-2010, 07:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I've waited too long to do this, perhaps now that I've made an official thread dedicated to this subject I can stop spamming so many threads with off topic discussions about it.

For those who don't know. I have a notoriously passionate fetish for women who who shave their heads bald. A buzzcut is nice but my preference is for them to do a smooth razor shave with cream and just the mere act of doing it turns me on, and to watch them feel their scalp afterwards and feeling how smooth it is, and I can't lie it gives me an erection just thinking about it. It drives me crazy.

Perfectly understandable if you think I'm a f*cking weirdo and I still have extreme difficulty explaining it but once again I'm gonna give it a try.

I "caught" the fetish sometime around 2005, Natalie Portman being the culprit. I dunno why but something in me just lit up and I was really struck by the beauty of this woman that I never really thought much about before. As in shaving her head totally increased her level of attractiveness for me.

So the experiment began and I started looking up before and after pictures of bald women on the internet and found that most often the shaving of hair would increase their level of sexual attractiveness for me. Back then it really made me feel like I had a problem lol. Eventually I made a picture folder and started filling it with the most appealing and interesting pictures of bald women and headshaving that I could find, 5 years later and I'm still filling it with pictures of bald women to this day. So far this folder has well over 2500 files and counting.

One time, around when this was still a pretty new thing for me, my grandmother stumbled upon this folder while using my computer and found out about this little secret of mine and to say it was a huge embarrassment is an understatement. But she was pretty accepting and never treated me like I was a deviant. This made me build a little confidence and allowed me to try and be open on forums like this about the subject.

Now before I continue I just want to clear some of the misconceptions about my fetish.

Just the mere act of being bald doesn't turn me on, I simply like attractive women who happen to be bald. As in I don't get off on cancer patients, neo nazi skinheads, buddhist monks, mannequins, newborn babies, old guys or bad "what if this chick was bald" photoshops. Also, BALD CAPS DON'T COUNT... Ever.

And I do not consider this a sign of repressed homosexuality. I don't associate baldness with masculinity and I don't think bald women look like dudes, not any more than guys with long hair look like chicks. Hair doesn't define a gender, or beauty. If you're a beautiful women with hair, you're a beautiful woman without it. I still like women to be feminine (and no I don't equate hair with femininity) in appearance so butch lesbos are not a turn on.

Probably the question everyone wants to ask about my fetish is, WHY? Well I can never give a straightforward answer. I am fascinated with bald women for a variety of reasons.

-Smoothness and cleanliness. I mean what guy doesn't like a women with smooth skin? Most women shave their legs and vaginas because men find hairiness on a woman undesirable. With the sole exception being the hair on the head, which IS desirable. I find this kinda inconsistant personally. To me a bald scalp just means more smooth skin to enjoy, and yes feeling a woman's bare scalp is something I want to do before I die.

-It's as naked as you can get. In a lot of ways hair is really just another article of clothing, just one that happens to be built into our bodies. So many women use hair to define themselves and it's like coming out of a shell. You see the REAL woman behind the hair.

-It's abrasive, comfortable and signifies sensuality. Just having the audacity to do it is admirable and attractive to me. It's the kinda woman who doesn't fret over trying to use her hair to market herself and dealing with the stress of trying to maintain it, choosing comfort instead. It also tells me that she likes how it feels to touch her scalp and feel things on it like a cool breeze or running water when taking a shower. Or something more sexual.

-It symbolizes purity from materialism and superficiality. Several religions believe in this such as buddhism, and hindu women often shave their heads as a symbol of thanks to their deity and as a sacrifice and self cleansing of sorts. It signifies rebirth. Though as fashionable as headshaving is with men I think that today this is only true for the women where hair still plays a huge role in defining who they are.

-Despite being an act of noncomformity in it's own way it also represents equality, underneath the different hairstyles women all look the same, with the real differences being what makes them unique from each other APART from their hair.

-I like the shape of a woman's head. Why not? Oh yeah and necks too, I find both to be the most attractive parts of a woman's body and hair just obscures that. Even if a women has things like scars on her scalp or she has unusual looking ears I still find that attractive, again it symbolizes a woman willing to bear everything. And I dunno, maybe I just have a weird thing for roundness.

-It puts emphasis on the face. Now many of you might find the shiny scalp too distracting but for me it's always been the other way around. Take away the hair and I'm able to focus on the actual girl underneath it all. It highlights the facial features for me especially the eyes.

-It stands out. If you were to put me in a room with two hot chicks who are identical twins and one of them had hair and one was bald I'd totally want to persue the bald one. Not only because I'd find her more attractive, it also tells me that she is the more interesting person.

-It looks alien, what can I say? I like exotic things.

So I hope that helps you try and understand my warped brain at least a little bit.

This thread can be used to discuss anything related to the topic as long as it's bald women, you ladies need to make your own version of this thread if you want to go on about how sexy Jackhammer is and I'm sure you do.

Also I want to tell Captain Caveman in advance that nothing he'll say can possibly hurt me and I just want to remind him that hardcore punk hasn't produced anything decent in 20 years.

Now excuse me, I'll be back in a few minutes, I need a good wank.
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Old 07-05-2010, 07:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How has this taken so long Boo Boo?

Also, its a good thing to know that you dont get off to neo-nazi skinheads or mannequins.
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How has this taken so long Boo Boo?
Cuz I went fap crazy every other time I tried making a thread about it?

Nah, I was fearful that it would result in spam or insults but since I have such a tendency to bring it up I finally felt it was time to make a thread so hopefully I can stop making other threads so awkward.
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Cuz I went fap crazy every other time I tried making a thread about it?

Nah, I was fearful that it would result in spam or insults but since I have such a tendency to bring it up I finally felt it was time to make a thread so hopefully I can stop making other threads so awkward.
So you felt now that CAPTAIN CAVEMAN has left for good, you could make the thread.
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^ CAPTAIN CAVEMAN left for good?

boo boo, does this mean you have a thing for Britney Spears?
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I think he'll be back RT but he did recently state that he wasnt coming back.
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^ CAPTAIN CAVEMAN left for good?

boo boo, does this mean you have a thing for Britney Spears?
Yeah, he came in the shoutbox and said:
"I'm not a big enough **** to make a thread but I wont be back here, I originally joined for a music sharing community that just doesn't exist here anymore. Holla."

Shame.

Also Boobs, what do you think of this hottie from this years Big Brother?
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No more Caveman? Talk about good timing.

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Not really no. I wasn't really turned on when she shaved her head because she looked so damn broken down and in bad health at that point not to mention f*cking crazy. But if it was the Britney Spears of 1999 that would be another story.

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I've gotta say I never really cared about hair length.
But Ife is really sexy.
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I do think you are a bit nutters Boo, but I don't hold it against you

This is for you!

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