hmm sounds like ai know a few of those apple polisher thingys

What the **** dude. :crazy:

The guy I work with

Looks like Harry Potter`s short arsed little brother , thinks he`s Eminem

harry potter doesnt have a brother dude

Ahhhh I see now.
Short arsed must be a common term.

Use your imagination :usehead:

yeah these midget little ****ers get everywhere

what?! he doesnt?!? *smartass*

my pet peeve the word scrotum. eweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it sounds so dirty

I hate "The O.C."
Even more annoying: Some people I know are talking bout this shit whenever I meet them. C'mon guys, you're not 12 anymore!

i cant stand over aged nearly bald coke headed presidents who are trying to take over the world for a little bit of gas
Operation
Iraq
Liberation

IT SPELLS OIL IT DOES, DOESNT IT BUSH I BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE, AND DO BAD THINGS TO YOUR CHILDERN

YOU HATE MIDGETS **** IM SO TALL THE WORLDS A MIDGET AND THEY ALL WAYS RUNNING INTO MY SHINS I JUST WANNA CLEAN MY ASS WITH THEM ALL THEY ARE GOOD FOR

im sorry with my attitude got of the phone with the boss and i NEED TO START AGAIN GOOD DAMMIT DO I GET SLEEP WHY ME WHY COULDNT I BE LIKE BATMAN OR SOMETHING

work sux its like :jailed:

go pop a xanax ;)

Stuff that Annoys Me!

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ****nose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *******, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here *******!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

holy **** thats funny, darkness

i hate it when people **** in and dont flush what the ****s going through their mind anyway what are you thinking about well your taking a crap that you cant flush! hope they didnt forget to wipe?

people who text message while I am having a conversation with them. I don't care if they aer using T9 and texting quickly, I still think it's rude when we are sitting down to eat or have a drink. Even if you are doing it under the table and looking up- I know you are distracted!!!

What the hell are you like an advocate for Vodafone or something.

I hate indecision and over politeness.

I know thats pretty broad but heres an example. You shout dinner, your gonna order 2 pizzas for you and your partner. You choose one pizza and then ask your partner what they want on the second. And it really pisses me off when they say 'no no you choose' and no matter how much you want them to just pick a damn topping they're too polite to make a choice. So fustrating!

I hate people that ridicule the absolute sh1t out of your car one minute then ask you for a ride the next. Fuuck the fuuck off.

And people who reckon your car is a (insert expletive here) and carry on about it,but when you ask them what they drive they tell you they don't or never have owned one.Get yor ****ing own before you judge somebody elses.
(no offense Merkaba)

Kempson
Adidasss
SiDwasGOD
Bungalowbill357

you love me don't you?

Of course. :love:

wanna fuck?

Katie Holmes you mean?... Sure.

oh, you are cruel my love, but it is ok, i am happy that you merely exist on the same planet as I, that you breathe the same air ,and when i look at the moon on this chilly autumn night, i am happy, because i know the same moon shines on you my love......

:confused:

^its ok boo boo, i feel the same way....

I didn't realise this was a come out of the closet thread adidasss:confused:
None taken, I wasn't hassling your car personally, just the car maker. I'd be greatful to have a car of any sort, even if I do ridicule it, it's nothing more than a skin deep scratch.

I dislike it when people complain all the time. And when people butt into conversations that are private and push their opinion on you.

I hate when my scones are referred to as tasting like ass:D

I hate scones that taste like ass!!!

Still intrigued as to what that tastes like!

It tastes like crap!

Just wondering. I don't eat ass much nowadays. Too expensive.

Haha well if you've tasted ass before then why are you asking me?

Walked into that one didn't I!

Haha, I rock.

Vanilla=1
Cheeseman=0

Oh yes, it will be mine

When you're more emotionally devoloped than everyone else in your school and they just don't get you. Or why you cry at certain films. Or why I have the guts to audition for a play, when no one else did. (Except Oreo and Amber, but whatever...)

That "emotionally developed" thing... Makes you sound uber emo. If you dont mind my saying so. None of those things should annoy you really. If you really are more "emotionally developed" (which I doubt, from the way you worded that it made you sound kinda immature) then it shouldn't upset you that people don't 'get you'. Crying at films is good, means you don't cry at petty things like your friends not getting why you're upset. And having the guts to audition is most definately a good thing, why and how could that annoy you? Means you've got confidence, and people admire that.

But the thing is, Artist, you're right, it shouldn't get to me, but, it does and I don't know why. Maybe I'm pissed off because they annoy me with pointless things that they worry about, when their are bigger problems around them. And I really don't think they admire me all that much. Heh.

Thank you for saying it's a good thing that I cry at films and that its good to have guts. And thanks for saying they probably admire me.