You needz to grow your hair. You're seriously gonna get mistaken for a dude.

ok

"Cum", or seminal fluid, is actually only about 1% sperm and 99% various other fluids. Impressively, in that 1% there is about 400 million spermatozoon, in addition to various secretions from the seminal vesicles (about 70% of the total volume) and the prostate gland (about 30%), plus small contributions from the epididymis and from the bulbourethral glands. Among the constituents of semen are proteins, enzymes, antioxidants, water, and salts, plus the following:
-Sugar fructose, which sperm use as an energy source
-Buffers that keep the pH of semen alkaline between about 7.2 and 7.8
-Viruses such as HIV or Hepatitis B, which may be present at high concentrations in the seminal fluid of infected men

Well, at least, that's what James' mom tells me.

James' mom is usually on sucking on my cock too much to let off so much information. And if she starts talking I smack her and tell her STFU

She never really says much to me. It's usually just "Hey James Mom, hows it goin" ...

"glug glug glug glug glug glug glug"

Liz Phair is not bad at all, you don't know what you're fucking talking about.

Your facial hair looked like pubes. It was so bad.

And Jimmy, your mom loves jelly beans.

Is it possible for you to say something intelligent?

You seriously get me pissed off sometimes. You have such a rigid view of how the world should be, such stupid standards for the people around you. You're immature and ignorant and I can tell when you're lying about dumb shit to come off as different then you are. You arn't chill. You're a high strung and irritable little bastard.
You're my least favorite person on the forum and I'm not alone.

Your pubes look like a facial hair.

lol

This is just getting disgusting...