or they get poo on the back of the seat! how do you get poo on it? what are you doing. my stepfather used to do that too. I dunno, maybe it's from having a fat arse.
Another reason our nations need to trim down....stop the damn toilet seat poo bits.

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Guilty. Although if someone else is at the sink washing their hands, ill give mine a quick wash. If nobody is looking, I usually don't wash my hands. I hardly ever wash them. I probably should but I guess I'm not all that concerned with it.

I don't wash my hands at public toilets unless someone is looking, because I don't think it will get them much cleaner. Unless I took a dump, obviously.
I always wash them at home though.
I think apart from the occasional washing after peeing I wash my hands 2 to 5 times a day or so. I work with old audio equipment so I get a lot of dust and nicotine (please people, stop smoking near audio equipment!) on my hands.

what? I can't hear you?

*lights up a fag*

You won't believe how ****ed up equipment gets from nicotine.
It's really a killer. And I have to clean it up :(

You know what grinds my gears? Bad transmission fluid! Especially when it's like a million degrees cold and the gear lever feels like it's stuck in overcooked fudge and the whole car seems to handle like through a knit mitten on a worn out remote control, only the mitten fails to isolate your deep frozen hands from the equally frozen steering wheel letting you know that the tires are sliding on the lumpy ground, tenfoldly thawed and re-freezed through heaps and heaps of snow that somehow has found its way inside your jacket and arms and legs and shoes, which just as well are only waiting for you to tilt your next step just enough to make you fall over while tip-toeing through the slippery and lumpy sidewalk the oblivious city workers obviously have neglected when portioning out the minimal share of gravel which seems to be a scarce commodity in this ****in' town that smells of metan and snot all because of the millionth minus degrees that occupy everything you touch, wear, dwell in, see, hear, smell, and are because you know that werever you turn in order to escape it even for a few seconds, you will encounter only more cold because every-****ing-thing is simultaneously approaching the absolute zero apart from the god-forsaken ****ing two square-centimeters of heated space you're in while calling the winter a whore with three unwashed colons for a brain and where you'll discover that the remote is more than an armlength away so that you'll have to get your fat ass up and walk all the way to the couch where it happened to be in order to change the background viewing of that bottomlessly stupid program "Man Show". **** I HATE "MAN SHOW"! WHAT KIND OF RETARDATED WASTE OF SPERM LIKES "MAN SHOW"?!

That's what gears my grind! That and the mug of Adam Sandler! Retarded ****!

bruh.... i know you aint talking about the old Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla.

If so, you're dead to me.

If it's the new one, you'd be correct

There's a new one? I hope it'll navigate around Sweden this time around.

i mean, not "new" i just meant the post- Jimmy Kimmel one. The Jimmy Kimmel one was pretty great i thought