it takes an entire carton of Dry Asahi to make me drunk

or half a bottle of Schmirnoffs and a whole bottle of tuak (Sarawakian (Malaysian state) aborigine wine)

i think you're exagerating

nope

i used to drink around 10 pints (ten tall glasses) of bitter everynight in Cardiff so my liver is pretty resilient

ok. i'll take back what i said.

if my "drunk" is considered "drunk" at all - i just sit in the corner quietly while the world spins around me, or some black splotches appear in my vision

of course, I often cite being "drunk" as an excuse to get laid when I didn't want to

how can being drunk be an excuse to get laid?

states of drunkenness can used as an excuse to get laid -

i dunno why i'm kissing you but i am
i can't drive, can i crash at your place?
oh you look beautiful to me now
why are you looking at me from that angle?
<opens legs wide for the girl to sit there)
you like me feeling your boobs?

etc etc

ah, i see. sometimes liqour gives you that sense of bravery. i don't need beers to flirt. i can do well on my own.

Same here. But it can help sometimes.
There's a difference between being loose and being drunk :)

I must have missed that memo...