VEGANGELICA |
04-12-2011 09:26 AM |
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Originally Posted by crash_override
(Post 1035401)
They'll have to forgive me if I don't see the joy in pusposely giving my swamp ass every time I have to take a dump. Needless to say, I only poo at Americanized shops/restaurants now. Lesson well learned.
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Well, I learned my lesson about using paper instead of water from a pitcher, but I learned it too late. Since I was in Turkey I thought, "When in Turkey, do as the Turkish do." So I bravely used my left hand to wash, as my boyfriend at the time assured me worked perfectly well. I was skeptical, but I decided to be brave and give it a go.
I ended up with a urinary tract infection that lasted the whole 2 weeks. :(
Here's a quirk of mine that I didn't mention: I floss and brush after every snack and meal. Every one. This leads to a lot of flossing and brushing each day, because I love to snack.
My reason: I am determined never ever to get a cavity again!!!!! I don't know what my dentist was doing when I was a child, but apparently teaching me proper brushing technique was not among her actions.
Recently at a restaurant, as I was flossing and brushing my teeth since I wasn't going home after the meal, a little girl in the bathroom asked her mom, "Mommy? Why is that lady brushing her teeth?" Her mom tactfully answered, "Because she wants to."
On very rare occasions I see another Brusher, as we call ourselves, in a public bathroom and we give each other a knowing smile of camradery, since we know what it is like to be considered a freak by the oral hygiene inept.
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