It's not sweet, it's creamy!

Whenever I go to a restaurant or bar, I like to sit facing the doorway. I don't like not knowing who's around me. And it's even worse when I'm sitting with my back to a walkway or facing a wall and can't see most of the people in the room. Gives me the heebies!

one of my little quirks, actually not little but kind a big considering that it's kind of huge no in our country:

Boxing! i really hate it.

I share this with you. I must sit with my back to a wall, or at the back of a row of desks, etc.

Odd! I would rather not see who is entering the room personally because if I do I just sit there ripping the piss out of them acting all high and mighty or trying to make a statement with their entrance.

I don't like anyone to read a newspaper before myself if I have bought it. I consider it bad manners on their part.

I always open doors for both men and women alike and become extremely annoyed if they don't say thank you. Especially women as I have always equated this with being a gentleman and I have been told that chivalry is a dying art. No fricking wonder really.

I can't ****ing stand the south. Everytime I visit the south, my hatred of it deepens. The cities seem to lack any layout; it's as though some Mayor came on a map, and, lo, the traffic grid was born. They lack sidewalks and insist on frying everything which may be why they're all fat. The air is constantly wet. They don't know how to handle an inch of snow. The accent is worse than nails on a chalkboard. Even the ****ing deer look like inbred retards.

Get over it?

Where I live we have sidewalks. The layout is pretty well-planned out. We're not all fat either (sorry to burst your bubble). The accents aren't as severe as you make them out to be, and... I don't really judge someone by his or her accent (it just seems childish). Nothing wrong with the deer around here either. Yes... the air is humid, but I have grown accustomed to it (as have most of us).

Being so hateful can't possibly be good for you...

I'm the same with the second and third ones you've mentioned. I never put them down as quirks though, are we as a society that rubbish that having good manners and etiquette is thought of as weird?

Pretty much everything you've said is spot on. I've lived in Virginia my entire life, and I wish they would nuke the whole state. The people just suck. If the whole world is like Virginia, then humanity should be exterminated. Seriously.

The notion that hatred is less valuable, or more harmful, than love... that we should focus on percieved sameness instead of that which differentiates us.... is illogical.

Really, I hate the South. Were I to have my druthers, they wouldn't be allow to leave their states. Their culture is about as alien to the Midwest as it can get; christ, I swear I can understand Jackie Chan's engrish better than the average Southerner who, when not spitting tobacco, is spitting out mutilated words, with amputated suffixes and conjoined syllables.