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Neapolitan 03-03-2011 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1013271)
You see what they did to the guy on the movie Gataca?

I've seen Gattaca, that movie had Ethan Hawke, Jude Law and Uma Thurman in it. What he did to stretch his legs look like it would hurt.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1012486)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ody20types.jpg

I think this needs to be in this thread.

dj,
did you photoshop that yourself? anyway here's my best guess who they are:

0 Anarexic ?
1 Boyish ?
2 Fit is Daryl Hannah
3 Curvy is Kim Kardashian
4 Average is Brittany Spears
5 Chubby is America Ferrera
6 Fat ?
7 Supersize is Gwyneth Paltrow
8 Fit ?
9 Muscular is Demi Moore

I really liked Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal so I'm not going to be too hasty to rule #7 out, she seems like a fun person to hang out with who does take herself too seriously.

djchameleon 03-04-2011 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1013298)
I've seen Gattaca, that movie had Ethan Hawke, Jude Law and Uma Thurman in it. What he did to stretch his legs look like it would hurt.


dj,
did you photoshop that yourself? anyway here's my best guess who they are:

0 Anarexic ?
1 Boyish ?
2 Fit is Daryl Hannah
3 Curvy is Kim Kardashian
4 Average is Brittany Spears
5 Chubby is America Ferrera
6 Fat ?
7 Supersize is Gwyneth Paltrow
8 Fit ?
9 Muscular is Demi Moore

I really liked Gwyneth Paltrow in Shallow Hal so I'm not going to be too hasty to rule #7 out, she seems like a fun person to hang out with who does take herself too seriously.

The boyish one is lindsay lohan and no I didn't. I did a google search for women body types because I was looking for a picture that my uncle had on his facebook page but I found this one instead.

I think Demi Moore is the Fit one and someone else is the Muscular one. Some body people chica.

Astronomer 03-04-2011 03:30 AM

Wow. No wonder it's impossible to find datable guys. You lot are so picky!

djchameleon 03-04-2011 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus (Post 1013355)
Wow. No wonder it's impossible to find datable guys. You lot are so picky!

and vice versa!!

the whole height thing gets on my nerves but i don't let it discourage me.

Some women are just as picky as some men but then you come across laid back guys as well as chicas and it's all gravy.

I have only dated one or two jolly green giants because majority of them are hung up on height.

s_k 03-04-2011 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus (Post 1013355)
Wow. No wonder it's impossible to find datable guys. You lot are so picky!

Eh, well I realize I've just done three postings about the way you look.
Ah well, whatever. Just so happens, no intentions there :)
I just noticed quite some insecurity in in your musicbanter awards posting.
I hope you realize that you're in the body category of which pretty much everyone here says it's the right one.
So don't worry about the way you look, please. You really shouldn't ;).

By the way, I won't stup the girls (and guys) who dig guys to open a topic on male bodies. Feel free.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ody20types.jpg
I guess I would be somewhere around 5. Bit more probably. Not 6.
I should lose a lot of weight, but I'm not very good at it.
Glad I got it stable by now.

djchameleon 03-04-2011 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1013388)
Eh, well I realize I've just done three postings about the way you look.
Ah well, whatever. Just so happens, no intentions there :)
I just noticed quite some insecurity in in your musicbanter awards posting.
I hope you realize that you're in the body category of which pretty much everyone here says it's the right one.
So don't worry about the way you look, please. You really shouldn't ;).

Three is a bit much. They are going to start calling you creepy because it's their favorite word of the month. "All men are creepy blah blah blah"

give it a rest already.

it's perfectly fine to say all men are creepy then go around screaming sexism when I say something!

Damn hypocrit

s_k 03-04-2011 06:41 AM

Hahaha, I wasn't planning to do three postings, these were just adequate replies :D

FETCHER. 03-04-2011 11:53 AM

I only like guys taller because I'd feel like I was the opposite of inadequate, I wouldn't like to say I'd feel like he was inadequate I'd just feel like a big massive giant with him. I'm self concious about my height enough without a tiny boyfriend on my arm.

The Batlord 03-04-2011 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus (Post 1013355)
Wow. No wonder it's impossible to find datable guys. You lot are so picky!

Don't be fooled. We talk endlessly about what we do or don't like in minute detail. But the truth is we'd put it in a gas tank if we were in the right mood.

MoonlitSunshine 03-04-2011 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1013489)
Don't be fooled. We talk endlessly about what we do or don't like in minute detail. But the truth is we'd put it in a gas tank if we were in the right mood.

This is probably as honest a post as you'll see in this thread... generally (generally!) the guys who are quickest to say that a girl is ugly or at least not attractive are the most likely to end up with one of those girls :P

Personally, I'd be perfectly happy with anything between 2 and 5, but I much, much prefer curves to skinniness, to the extent that I'd prefer someone curvy heading on chubby to someone who was boyish looking. But that's just my preference. Being able to see ribs (like you can in 2 there) is something which I find slightly offputting... Evidently they don't like their food enough!

Also, in terms of the height thing, both of the girls I've had long term relationships with have been near enough to my height. My current gf is at least as tall as me if not slightly taller.


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