I don't own a fleshlight but I do have something similar to it. Well two of them actually but I don't really use them often. I used to use them more frequently about five years ago or so.

just take a medium-sized glass jar

buy a pound of pork or beef liver

slice the liver in half

put both sides into the jar

lubricant optional

feels just like the real thing

lol that's roughing it....I wouldn't go that far.....might as well just use your hand at that point.

I always thought that fleshlights were an urban myth...

OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats AMAZING!!!!

Looks like TheCunningStunt had a fun weekend ;)

Certainly productive.

i knew the quality of the threads on this site was getting rather questionable as of late but this is the first time i've had to consider opening up the thesaurus to find a new word for pathetic, but instead i'll just go with sad.

this site has become a sad, sad place.

This site probably has become realistic then :D

typical Mr. Dave commentary. he comes around every blue moon to leave a grumpy comment about how the place has changed before disappearing off into the night again.