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Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 03-03-2011 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1013072)
I remember when I didn't know statistics and thought this sort of things was possible. Enlightened? I think they've tried that before.

Hitler tried it. But his own idiocy in prejudices basically ruined it. I mean, Why would one ever assume that White Christian Germans are superior to Jewish Germans? Historical fact, Jews are ****ing awesome. Gyorgy Ligeti, Fritz Lang, Albert Einstein, all Jews persecuted, and fled during Hitler's reign. You'd be hard pressed to find 3 Germans at the time nearly as awesome as those three. If this is what you're hinting at, **** off, not what I mean.

I'm not talking about farming people. It's saying I have the choice to faster father the resurrection of the human race. Why not pick the smartest woman you can if fighting against the elements?

TheBig3 03-03-2011 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Skaligojurah (Post 1013076)
Hitler tried it. But his own idiocy in prejudices basically ruined it. I mean, Why would one ever assume that White Christian Germans are superior to Jewish Germans? Historical fact, Jews are ****ing awesome. Gyorgy Ligeti, Fritz Lang, Albert Einstein, all Jews persecuted, and fled during Hitler's reign. You'd be hard pressed to find 3 Germans at the time nearly as awesome as those three. If this is what you're hinting at, **** off, not what I mean.

I'm not talking about farming people. It's saying I have the choice to faster father the resurrection of the human race. Why not pick the smartest woman you can if fighting against the elements?

Well first of all, only the woman is a super genius in this situation. So its a gamble.

Secondly, if your first thought is Hitler, when I say the Enlightenment has been tried before, and not...ya know, the ****ing Enlightenment, I don't know what to tell you, but I'll have a ball unpacking that one.

Also, I just want to know where the historical fact came from that "Jews are awesome." No refutation, I'm just asking where History exclaimed that.

duga 03-03-2011 11:43 AM

There would be a very intense screening process, I'm afraid. The woman I choose would have to counter my genetic defects with her own superior versions of those genes. So it goes without saying, checking up on family history is a must. She would most definitely not be white just to ensure good genetic variability. I would focus more on physical health than intelligence. With us being the only humans around, we would need to have survival skills. Math and science would have to wait a few generations.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 03-03-2011 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1013088)
Well first of all, only the woman is a super genius in this situation. So its a gamble.

Secondly, if your first thought is Hitler, when I say the Enlightenment has been tried before, and not...ya know, the ****ing Enlightenment, I don't know what to tell you, but I'll have a ball unpacking that one.

Also, I just want to know where the historical fact came from that "Jews are awesome." No refutation, I'm just asking where History exclaimed that.

IQ test. Albeit they're not 100% accurate you can assume that anyone diagnosed with an IQ test by a psychiatrist, and gets a point average of over 200 then you have a genius. As for the only one half bit, the entire purpose of mating/genetics is to compensate the differences. I wouldn't consider myself an idiot, but I wouldn't consider myself a genius. However, in the environment of one parent being a genius, it's inevitable that the children would be nurtured into brilliance.

As for Jews are awesome, I think it's the fact that nearly ever art form I ever known has been massively impacted by somebody Jewish practicing or no. From Stanley Kubrick to Phillip Glass to Lenny Bruce. My point is, Hitler's prejudice is ridiculous because the Jewish influence on modern culture is indispensable.

As for the Nazism thing, I was jumping the gun. It's nothing against you but I've been in arguments with lots of people who pull out the "like Adolf Hitler did" argument, and it's a reflex. My apologies.

Janszoon 03-03-2011 11:48 AM

My wife and I are already planning on having the most awesome kids in the world so I'd just stick with that plan. :pimp:

TheBig3 03-03-2011 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1013093)
My wife and I are already planning on having the most awesome kids in the world so I'd just stick with that plan. :pimp:

That sounds like a good plan until you fail to address how you'll raise it in Philadelphia.

Janszoon 03-03-2011 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3 (Post 1013094)
That sounds like a good plan until you fail to address how you'll raise it in Philadelphia.

We will keep it away from Eagles fans.

TheBig3 03-03-2011 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1013095)
We will keep it away from Eagles fans.

I went to look up a ****ty neighborhood in Philly to make a snide comment and instead stumbled over this gem...


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Philly can be rough, like any city. It has its better and worse sections. The sports fans can get verrrry carried away. As a matter of fact, they may still have a magistrate in residence at the baseball stadium.

Sansa Stark 03-03-2011 12:53 PM

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh...8xxoo1_500.jpg

I would procreate with this beautiful specimen of Man, although all of our children would have huge eyes and little teeth

gremlinslike

TheBig3 03-03-2011 01:18 PM

You'd make ostrich-people.


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