What Would You Do?

Queen Boo · 06-21-2011, 01:41 PM

Cry if accused of anything until nobody gives a **** what I did and just want me to chill out.
Every time you go to sleep, you have these mind blowingly terrible nightmares. They're pretty realistic too, they usually involve you getting raped by a boy you're already terrified of, getting pregnant, and being ridiculed. Wat do

DoctorSoft · 06-21-2011, 01:42 PM

Snort a lot of coke, never sleep

Your friend is gonna die in 5 seconds, what do you say to him?

djchameleon · 06-21-2011, 01:45 PM

"it's been a good ride, see you in the after life."

You see the guy that killed your parents in a drunk driving accident and you just happen to have a 9mm on you at the time that you see him. What do you do?

~~The Virgin~~ · 06-21-2011, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djchameleon

"it's been a good ride, see you in the after life."

You see the guy that killed your parents in a drunk driving accident and you just happen to have a 9mm on you at the time that you see him. What do you do?

shoot him on his knees. that doesn't kill him right?
then take him home and brutally torture him by tie-ing his balls very tight, then kick it, punch it, then i'll whip his back, then put cigarettes on his armpits, then insert a needle on his eyes, then make him put his two feet on a hot boiling water, then put some ants in his entire body then after that, burn my house. it destroys all the evidence and bam! i just did justice to my parents.

Scenario: what would you do if Shakira called you up for a date?

Queen Boo · 06-21-2011, 01:49 PM

Grab his wallet and shoot a hole through it so he can't buy more beer. Then I'd go home and eat all the junkfood in my house and vomit it up and cry and I wouldn't have to blame it on the dog because MY PARENTS ARE DEAD.
You think your puppy hates you. Wat do??.??.?.?

djchameleon · 06-21-2011, 01:52 PM

punt him into the nearest body of water!

You think your kitten hates you. what do you do?

Queen Boo · 06-21-2011, 05:25 PM

Make that bitch pay.
What would you do if your cat was sitting on your lap and you got a boner?

EvilChuck · 06-21-2011, 05:34 PM

throw the cat down and have a wank, blates

if you needed a dump but all that was available to wipe with was your soon to be wife's wedding dress?

Queen Boo · 06-21-2011, 06:08 PM

Be a man and use my hand.
You're really fucking ugly so you get a bunch of plastic surgery but now you can barely move your face. To pay off all of the plastic surgeries, you have become a high class prostitute. Because you can't move your face, its unbelievably painful to give blowjobs. But you fear too much anal sex will make one of your ass implants pop. Doggie style barely pays. Wat do?

EvilChuck · 06-21-2011, 06:26 PM

Handjobs ftw. They may be less pricey, but they can be done quick and you can therefore get more done in your busy schedule. (spoken like a true pro there)

You are stuck on a dessert island, do you choose to drown in cream or in treacle?

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EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	throw the cat down and have a wank, blates if you needed a dump but all that was available to wipe with was your soon to be wife's wedding dress? __________________ Last.FM

06-21-2011, 06:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	Handjobs ftw. They may be less pricey, but they can be done quick and you can therefore get more done in your busy schedule. (spoken like a true pro there) You are stuck on a dessert island, do you choose to drown in cream or in treacle? __________________ Last.FM

06-21-2011, 01:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	Snort a lot of coke, never sleep Your friend is gonna die in 5 seconds, what do you say to him?