i thought apples could grow here and actually tried planting apple seeds

(i live in a rainforest country)

I used to have this idea that when you felt pain you had to make it more painful. I think my logic was there was only so much pain so the more I made it painful the quicker all the pain would go. Sorta like squeezin all the toothpaste outta the tube as quick as possible.

talking about toothpaste, i used to have banana-flavoured toothpaste that i thought was okay to swallow

of course, there was this inflated feeling during breakfast

I thought a ***got was a type of chicken nugget.

That's deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

I still kind of do that in a way. Like if I have a pain in my leg, I punch it. I don't quite know why. I especially do it if it's an annoying dull pain.

i thought 100 bucks was a LOT of money

I still do.

I used to think the way that the act of sexual intercourse was completed was to urinate inside a womans vagina.

Thanks a lot soft core porn, you leave too much to the imagination.

When I was little, I was dead set on being an astronaut, and somehow I got the idea that if I wished hard enough for it before I went to bed, i'd wake up and it would come true, and then I'd cry in the morning when I realised I wasn't in space.

also, I used to believe that there was a monster in the bathtub drain named george. I would run around the house screaming GEORGE! GEORGE! in pure terror.