Wait, so what the hell is a "chav"? I have never heard that word used in America.

Yak, Boak, Dank, Knuck, Throw Down, Swaggin out, In the D, Going hard in the paint, Mos def, Haters gonna hate, Too good, No homo, On my level, Stunt, Front, Play, Flex, Trip, Ball, Bake, Double-wrapped. Probably a hundred more.

A chav is kind of a more clothed and paler version of our guideo. Replace Ed Hardy with lots of burberry and you're there.

Well sort of, burberrys out for neds and chavs. It's more lacoste, adidas, henleys, gio goi, skip hats, trainers and bottles of buckfast drinking down local park. Well nowadays anyway. They also usually talk in an over exaggerated accent here, to the point of not understanding them.

As if you'd want to understand them anyway.

Pretty much :), they're all scum in almost everyones opinion.

WARNING. THE 'c' WORD IS USED HERE.

The best quote EVER in the movies is from Begbie in Trainspotting and apologies in advance for the language used:

'get te fuck ya radge little cunt'

You can't really reply to that can you?

I just remembered lame slang that I used when I worked in customer service which constantly got me written up - we were allowed to say "okay", but discouraged from it and urged to say "all right" instead. Anything more slang than "okay" would get you written up and forced to talk with the manager while listening to your calls, which sucked.

The words in question were:
All righty
Okie dokie / Okie doke.

I have no idea why I always say these things on the phone. I never say them in person, I don't believe. On the phone, however, I'm an "okie dokie" machine.

So what exactly is so horrible about chavs? I hear every British person on Earth talking **** about them. From pictures they look like douches, but not so different from the millions of other douches on Earth. What makes them such asshats?

Hey I used to do that...

Typical chav phrase in my town:
"Aww yeah I'd flutter the box of dat young one"

Translation:
"I would like to have sex with that girl"

I used to drink down a park, but I was never a tracksuit wearing idiot. Dont judge me, everybody's done it.

And to answer lees question. I don't think there possibly would be a comeback to that. I'd probably drop my arse if someone spoke to me like that :(.

Everybody hates chavs because theyre loud and obnoxious and generally like disrupt everything and anything. They often congregate in their little cleaks and often 'jump' one person so that they have no hope in coming out of the conflict on top. Jumping someone is when like 8 people beat the **** out of you.

My favourite British expression has to be "They are getting on my tits", when people annoy you.

i like a lot of Cockney rhyming slang

rosie - cup of tea
Sherman Tank - wank
rollcage - road rage

So strange...

it's basically taking something that is totally different from the original word and using it just because it rhymes with the original

<3 cockney slang.

Are we all familiar with DUFF?


Designated
Ugly
Fat
Friend

Apologies to those who I have offended. It's when there's a girl you're interested in and she has a DUFF. All attractive girls have a DUFF. Me and my brother use this term but my friends haven't picked up on it yet.

Everyone knows what they are but have secret individual jokes surrounding the subject. I just call them fat bastards personally.

i have a "wingman" when I'm on the prowl - he's blonde and Nordic

never attracts a sexy chick with a DUFF

If he's over 6ft, get him to give me a call...

he is, but I think he's in Oslo now

Some mo' slang:

Dank: Awesome / Great / Amazing. Can often be used to reference marijuana, e.g. "I got some dank nugs today," but can simple be used to say something rocks, e.g. "Ah, man you got front row seats for the show?! Dank!"

Gank: Combination of grab and yank. To steal. Example: "Dude just ganked my cigarettes. What a tool."

Blitzed/Bombed/Fucked/Destroyed/Wasted/Annihilated/Loaded: Incredibly drunk. Annihilated is my fave to use, as in, "Dude was annihilated last night! He was trying to declare war on the city of Ashland."

I feel you: I am with you / I get that.
1: "I'm so tired of slang."
2: "I feel you."

The fuzz: The police. "Hide the stuff, the fuzz are coming!"

Boss: Awesome. Example: "Dude, that new album is boss!"

Heady: In terms of music, usually means really deep and interesting. In terms of food, usually references something that you ate high which was really awesome, or food stuffs containing cannabis. In terms of everything else, usually just means really cool.
Ex. 1: "Those were some heady jams last night, brah!"
Ex. 2: "I ate some heady goo balls on Phish lot."
Ex. 3: "My bro hooked me up with some heady tickets for the show in August."

Spaced It: Totally forgot about it.
1: Dude! Why didn't you call me back last night?
2: Aw, my bad bro. I totally spaced it.

You're shittin' me: You're not serious / you're messing with me.
1: I just got pulled over going 95 in a 25, and got out of the ticket.
2: You're shittin' me!

actually, i'm pretty familiar with most of those, a lot of American posters use them a lot on the other boards I go to

Well then, now he's closer to Scotland. I demand you deliver him.

but i don't have his Norwegian phone number

he has to come here for me to contact him

edit :- oh and if you're thinking electronically/digitally, he's not an Internet-type person

Mmm. Personally, I have to concur with jackhammer; "Sloshed" is the veteran drinker's term for getting there. It's describes the ambulatory, auditory, and visual effects of spirits.

Other great euphemisms; pie-eyed, strange, side-ways (<---!!!!), in the bag, bagged, tying one on (for in the process of), hammered, ripped, loaded, wet, strange, straightened out, worshipping, etc.

This - I think - is the best thing of living in a rural area that gets lots & lots of snow. You get snowed in at friends house for a few days, and get an excuse to get drunk. You get snowed in at a country bar, and suddenly becomes an open bar. Really, really great way to form those inky black spots that lurk on the edge of memories.

Nah I was kidding. :) he does seem like a stallion though. I love Dutch people. They look like me.

Boom - attractive
Butters - ugly

@ Il Duce, I've never heard of Roll Cage being used for cockney rhyming.

Some more I know

China Plate - Mate
Loaf of Bread - Head
Plates of Meat - Feet
Mince Pies - Eyes
Mickey Bliss - Piss (as in 'take the piss', becomes 'take the mickey)
Tea Leaf/Leafing - Thief/Thieving

it was for a video game only, i think

the designers spoke Cockney

Dog and bone - Phone!

Empty = parents on holiday.

Rogue = a random hard on with no explanation (no sexual thought or anything of that nature)

Score = twenty pounds.

A ton = 100 of anything, money, mph.

Charpoi = bed (it's old slang, my papa says it)

Cowp = a run down place

Just ones I thought of whilst in here :).

I know some urban slang, but Jackhammer would hate what it represents judging by his post on the other page.

But anyway:

Peng - attractive
Nang - cool/good
Leng - gun
Skeng - knife

I dont use any of these btw, I just know them.

I thought "Mad" was strictly a Northeast thing. Everytime I have met someone that says it, they are either from New York, New Jersey or Conneticut.

Whenever I use "Mad" it's to say alot of or a crazy amount of.

Ex: It took us mad long to get there.

geez that's a bad example but yeah alot of time w/e.

Awwsugar says mad alot in that context. It amuses me.

That's so chill brah he;s so chill she's so chill let's all go chillax it'll be beast yo

Yeah, she does being a fellow new yorker and all.

I like to say grindage for food but I got it from Pauly Shore

I love Pauly D. Like actual.

Lol DJPauly D. Have you heard any of his work?

No, I've seen him say he's playing in the clubs on the programme but they all like house, which I am a fan of. But their house is... Different.

I missed the new episode that came on last thursday. Yeah, I know what you mwan by different