As soon as you're born, you start dying, you might as well have a good time.
-Cake

EDIT: O ****, I already posted this a few months ago... it's still my fav.

You cant change the world but you can make a dent.

If it ain't dead, you can kill it.

Don't hate what you're not. Don't feel anger towards what you cannot do. Love what you are, embrace what you can do.

hehe

"Family are not those you share your blood with, but those you would give your life for."

The more important version:

"Who will watch the watchman?"

"Fuck you"
-Anonymous

"you know how they have mood rings and stuff i wonder if they have mood dildos" - Jesus Christ, My Lord and Savior

"**** happens" is what I live by now

"It's not what we say, but what we do that defines who we are."

"Sometimes people will reject a thing because of those who say it, rather than because of what they say."