An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

I came up with a good one

"Boys will be boys, girls will be hoes."

^ and you like that..

ooo speaks a world about hookers.... um "interesting people are cool".. no that sucked... alright "you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but if you do this then you will likely end up in jail... unless you are a world leader"

im your husband tour suposed to love me no matter whats in my pants

Not a one-liner as such but me and my mate were talking last night...

Him: "It's amazing how people play their cards"

Me: "It's a bit of a risky way to play"

Him: "Better than not playing the hand at all."

That shut me up. Hehe. I like that thought though. :)

dont steal a bannana from an angry gorila

A lepoard can't change it's spots

when pigs fly...

... we will all be in hell

sorry, I wasn't trying to offend. I just thought it was funny, and a great way to piss off hoes that don't realize that they are hoes. I'm sure the feminists would have a field day with that one. :)