You're gonna buy a girlfriend, or you just assume that one would come a long once you had money falling out of your arse?

I hope it's the former.

I seem to suck at humour. So it's time to stop.

Hehe, don't assume I'm being serious either! It just put a funny picture in my head. I imagine you would hold an auction, and slap people aside with rolls of notes.

I was thinking more polygamy tbh.

I would buy a lot of real estate, travel the world and represent a healthy image of a modern day woman through carrying out conferences.

Am I the only one that imagines slapping people with money when I think about winning the lottery?

Anyone?

i am more along the line of sticking a 1,000 dollar bill on my forehead

and using notes to light my cigarettes