Happy Valentines
 

My love for you is like a rose
One that's dead and never grows



You are my sun, my moon, my star
I wish to see you... from afar

You turn me on like Britney Spears
With even less between the ears

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not


My love for you is neverending
until you get this note I'm sending

I long for you both night and day
To pack your bags and go away!

Your perfect body, smile and walk
faded when I heard you talk

In matters of both the mind and heart
I think it's best we stay apart

I felt the earth move 'neath my feet
Perhaps you should have less to eat

Darling I'd take you anywhere
As long as I can leave you there

Those words I spoke were true and grand
But "I love U2"? I meant the *band*

There's nothing I wouldn't do for you
That I haven't done for your sisters too

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your mother

Sweet and charming love of mine
Find another valentine

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

yeah happy commercial greed day

by the way my birthday is tomorrow

;) ;) ;)

Well many happy returns of the day to you!!
Would you like me to send you a card!?

Yeah, Happy Valentine's Day, ladies. :D

Hahahahaha!!! Love it Lol! Star!

Only shine for you!

possibly the best valentines day poem i've ever seen :D

You know it baby! ;)