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Unknown Soldier 10-21-2011 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1112819)
post-op, you have to look for the Adam's Apple

pre-op, you don't need me to tell you where to look, ha ha ha

Adams apple biggest giveaway around.

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1112822)
They can shave the adams apple in surgery also. Look for the five oclock shadow and the hairy back. :pssst:

Most Asians are pretty hair free, but I`m sure you knew that anyway.

Howard the Duck 10-21-2011 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1112826)
Most Asians are pretty hair free, but I`m sure you knew that anyway.

yeah, my facial hair's so sparse i only shave once a week

hip hop bunny hop 10-21-2011 11:33 PM

A Korean once told me he loved America because, "it's an international buffet of pussy!"

Anyways, I guess my preferences relates to my sexual experiences. I grew up in N.E. South Dakota, right next to one of the four counties in the USA that's majority Scandinavian - so girls with straw blonde hair, pale skin, big tits have always been a weakness of mine, as I cut my teeth on them so to speak. I had an Indian (feather) girlfriend growing up, but she was such a bitch, and came from such an insanely wealthy family (both parents worked for the BIA), that I don't like Indian girls at all now.

Once I moved to the South everything went topsy-turvey. Black girls hit on me like a mother****er, especially those with that aggressive urban fashion that's borderline punk. They can be pretty cool, but being the only white guy at the black bar is weird in and of itself, but when you're there with a black girl the dynamic changes in a rather unsettling way.

The worst were the really, really liberal women - the "i'm a feminist, feminist's" and art school girls. I never understood the Feminists. I've never gotten more pussy thrown my way than when I was in a women's literature class - and I wasn't even self-censoring. I don't know if it's because I was the only guy in the class who wasn't an emaciated metrosexual hipster or a portly hippie, or because they wanted to reform me or what have you, but it was seriously ****ed.

Eh.

Unknown Soldier 10-22-2011 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1112830)
yeah, my facial hair's so sparse i only shave once a week

I`m jealous because I need to shave every day, but I don`t and usually shave only twice a week on average and therefore have a load of stubble. The one thing in life I hate doing is shaving.

The Batlord 10-22-2011 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1112917)
I`m jealous because I need to shave every day, but I don`t and usually shave only twice a week on average and therefore have a load of stubble. The one thing in life I hate doing is shaving.

Same here. I only shave when it starts to itch. I just can't bring myself to care enough to make it a priority.

Tsunami 10-22-2011 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1112917)
I`m jealous because I need to shave every day, but I don`t and usually shave only twice a week on average and therefore have a load of stubble. The one thing in life I hate doing is shaving.

Me too, me too, even though I shave daily because I hate hair on the face.

Howard the Duck 10-22-2011 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Unknown Soldier (Post 1112917)
I`m jealous because I need to shave every day, but I don`t and usually shave only twice a week on average and therefore have a load of stubble. The one thing in life I hate doing is shaving.

i really don't mind shaving at all - it's soothing

i usually shave at night than in the morning, though

14232949 10-22-2011 10:24 AM

Was it clichéd for me to say Sweden?
Well, I said it anyway.

The Batlord 10-28-2011 10:44 AM

Alright, everyone vote for Sweden. I don't know why Canada is in second place, but we can not allow them to win. ****ing Canucks!

FETCHER. 10-28-2011 10:47 AM

I clicked Australia by accident. I think men from the Netherlands, Sweden and Ireland are fucking beautiful. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. Besides Scottish men OBV. We're all ridiculously amazing...


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