What the hell is WRONG with the human race?

Freebase Dali · 12-14-2011, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Animaniacs, a multi award winning show created by Steven Spielberg with warner brothers and where the creators had FULL CREATIVE FREEDOM, ran from September 13, 1993 to November*14,*1998. That's in excess of five full years worth of shows.

Characters on the show included Minerva Mink and Hello Nurse, both of whom are deliberately sexual, in a big way.

Compare that to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, a show with no overtly sexual characterisation, aimed at an audience of girls younger than that of the Animaniacs gender neutral audience. This series has been running since October 10th 2010, just over one year.

Yet, despite these facts, a quick glimpse at paheal, the internets preeminent rule 34 catalogue, we see that the show with sexual elements, Spielberg, goodfellas references, world dominating rodents that frequently drop double entendres, and plenty of other stuff, has engaged the minds of the perverted enough, in its five year award filled run, to inspire 1077 naughty drawings and cg renders.

And somehow, the series five times less in length, written by a writer who specializes in mediocre shows aimed at young girls, and whose show is about MY LITTLE PONY, has inspired 4540 such naughty drawings, the majority of which still have the characters as horses, rather than human beings.

Internet, I have just got to ask. WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHAT THE HELL IS SO BROKEN IN YOUR MINDS THAT THIS GOES ON? It's one thing to expect rule 34 to ruin peoples childhoods, but the level this **** is at is just completely insane. Especially considering that there was never any weird movement for Animaniacs, yet we have "Bronies" cluttering up every place on the internet it seems, desperate to validate the fact they're ****ing retarded, by banding together and forming a ****ing cultish hivemind over a show which deserves no accolades.

Humankind, I came to terms with rule 34, I came to terms with 2girls1cup, I came to terms with goatse. I managed to rationalise that these things exist but are largely for the benefit of either the sick, the warped, or those who derive comedy from the former two groups, but dear god.

This is just a new societal low. It's just insanely depressing to know these people exist.

Tisk tisk.. you must think the internet is filled with adults.

TheBig3 · 12-14-2011, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RVCA

Haha, I know right??? Those ponies aren't even attractive.

I think the thread just peaked.

~~Odyshape~~ · 12-14-2011, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

I think the thread just peaked.

Yep

TockTockTock · 12-14-2011, 09:53 PM

First, it was bicycles... Now, it's cartoon pony porn...

I await your next rant with anticipation.

Dr_Rez · 12-14-2011, 10:05 PM

It would all still be going on without the internet, just sadly you wouldnt ever have known about it.

TheBig3 · 12-14-2011, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Pat

First, it was bicycles... Now, it's cartoon pony porn...

I await your next rant with anticipation.

Bicycles? What? Link?

**Janszoon** · 12-15-2011, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3

Bicycles? What? Link?

Right here. I didn't really understand that rant either.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 12-15-2011, 06:09 AM

I have no idea what this thread is supposed to be about.

All I got from it was a grown man seemed to be pissed about My Little Pony and that worried me far more than anything else in this thread.

~~Rubato~~ · 12-15-2011, 06:30 AM

I would assume the quantity of MLP rule 34 has something to do with its less than tasteful links with 4chan. I'd be careful of painting every "brony" with the same brush, the dark side of the fanbase only covers a small minority.

Also how many young girls would get a Big Lebowski reference?

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

It's really more the "Freaky hivemind" aspect that bugs me, far more than the porn aspect. I just found this the easiest way of illustrating it, and it helps make the side point that the mlp fanbase isn't just obsessive, its actually really ****ing warped as hell.

Wait, a show that doesn't agree with your tastes in media is gathering a larger fanbase than a show that does? this shouldn't go unpunished! that's the general vibe I'm getting here.

Besides the show, the fanbase also tends to have a lot of creativity, and I would honestly like to see this much dedication within the fanbase of other shows I enjoy watching, and if that makes me, as you so kindly put it "f***ing retarded" then so be it.

Caution: May contain pony propaganda

GuitarBizarre · 12-15-2011, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rubato

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Two words. Touhou Project. Thats where this is heading, mark my words.

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