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Exactly what an autistic person in denial would say.

But that is exactly what a dumb troll would say.

Replace "but" with "and" and you've got it.

Somewhat related... I actually have a lot of respect for autistic people (I'm serious). There is evidence that some autistic people are really good at math and music.

On a side-note, if you want to see some more awesome stuff, check this out:

Gangsta Canadian food! C'est vraiment bon!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG2_UnPyUJ8

This shirt:

https://scontent.ford1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...92&oe=5831D014

I must have it.

Oh my ****

I keep seeing loads of these videos on Youtube of people recording themselves eating for the eating sounds. There's quite a lot of ASMR videos on there and it seems to be getting really popular.

I'm not really into the eating sounds ones.

Took Mojo and Cali out for their mid-day pee. Did their business and we rounded the corner and came across 3 landscaping dudes. 2 were sitting on the grass and the other on the back of their truck.

Mojo immediately hooks up with one of the dudes on the grass and gives him a huge kiss/lick on the face. He's a 85-90 pound German Shepherd mix that could rip your face off if he wanted to, but we've brought him up as a teddy bear. Everyone in the neighborhood loves him.

So after about a minute of small talk with the guys I get ready to leave, but Mojo has to give his new best friend another big kiss/lick.

Me: I don't know what kind of cologne you use but he obviously really likes it.

The dude sitting on the back of the truck: It's bologna.

We all busted out laughing like crazy. The 2 dogs were looking at us like, Wha?

Least sexy bestiality story ever.