Girls have been doing that for years and every year it's reported as if one girl who does it is a goddamn genius. If you see her, tell her that I hate her.

How many boxes did you get?

I got my girl scout cookies inside.

She’s a capitalist whore.

Nah just a cog whore.

She did a Mexican donkey show right after that photo op.

If I could go back 40 years I'd woodshed on learning how to comp Nashville style playing, especially the hybrid picking ****.

(dude's legally blind so ignore the weird eye stuff)

Dude's got two fingers, one thumb, and a stump. Prepare to be blown away.

Self taught and he wrote this.

He probably had to sell all those fingers to get a piano for his school.

Both legs too.