I'm so old school I'm gonna start an expedition and discover America

I'm so old school I won't drink water unless I have to walk 10 miles to get to it

im so old school i threw a spear at my dog to eat it

im so old school i eat chicken and use the bones as needles(another lame one)

I'm so old school I went to prove the world was flat but fell off the edge

im so old school i live in a cave

I'm so old school when I went to live in a cave I had to evict the bear first

I'm so old school I had to start head banging 'cause the nosebleeds stopped

I'm so old school I use a hoover to take my contact lenses out

I'm so old school I play russain roulette with an automatic pistol

im so old school i play russin roulette with a musket

I'm so old school I don't open my chute when I parachute jump 'cause I get down quicker