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Janszoon 02-26-2013 12:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1290525)
Umm he harassed me on a regular basis?
Doug harassed you?

Sansa Stark 02-26-2013 12:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1290526)
Doug harassed you?
Yeah, he was jealous of me and Roger Klotz dating :(

The Batlord 02-26-2013 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1290533)
Yeah, he was jealous of me and Roger Klotz dating :(
Patti, you tramp!

Sansa Stark 02-26-2013 03:11 PM
Whatever, Roger had a better dick, I ain't no fool. Doug had no dick game at all. I got needs, Batlord. ****.

The Batlord 02-26-2013 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1290589)
Whatever, Roger had a better dick, I ain't no fool. Doug had no dick game at all. I got needs, Batlord. ****.
Maybe, but Doug is a freak when that belt comes off.

Sansa Stark 02-26-2013 03:36 PM
He vanilla as ****

http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a38d3e2a...ktmbo1_500.gif

Psychedub Dude 02-26-2013 03:39 PM
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."

-Mitch Hedberg

Sansa Stark 05-27-2013 01:33 AM
Quote:
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
Oscar Wilde

why is that funny you ask? take your pick: blue pill or the red:

the red pill
Quote:
“Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.”
Muhammed Ali (apparently?)

the blue pill:
Quote:
“These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.”
-David Mitchell

Saurus 05-27-2013 04:33 PM
I've had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane! Everybody strap in! I'm 'bout to open some f*cking windows.

Sansa Stark 05-27-2013 04:35 PM
oh I think you meant strap ons

you got some kinda kink, Saurus?


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