flew to the magical fairy gum drop land only to find it in flames, so he metamorphed into a no-name bad-ass with a shotgun and went new york to exact revenge upon the people who burned the magical fairy gum drop land:...

suddenly an M&M storm started and everybody had to

run for cover under a massive sombrero...but then....suddenly...

the sumbrero turned into a......

giant skelenton threatening to...

kill everyone and everything unless his demands were met. so he told everyone what he wanted from them which was...

to watch an episode of The League Of Gentle Men and then...

....have tubs burn him, so he went and eat a magic....

mushroom (hahaha) then out of nowhere came....

santa and his elves back from the dead. and this time they were the ones with the sub machine guns.