Shrooms
 

i tried shrooms last week. my computer was having a race with a turtle, and the turtle won. the computer started getting stomped on from a stampede of trojan horses. then a knight came off one of the horses and challenged me to a duel. the knight cut my elbow and then i fell to the ground in defeat. later, when i wasn't high, i found that the cut was a cat scratch. my cat scratches me while im high, isnt he nice?

My brother, SlayeReyals, says:
bad trip. my computer said i was abusing her because i was constantly pushing her buttons. then craig from slipknot ran into my room and tried to kill me by headbanging with his mask on. he didnt get me because my Slayer albums all got up and started punching him. but the **** was scared out of me when i was chased. seemed to take like a half hour before the cd's saved me.


have you ever tried shrooms? good trip or bad trip?

yup. good times.... or bad. damn craig. stupid slipknot.

shut up daniel. its your fault craig chased you.

hehe right. all my fault.

no one has done shrooms?

weehoo. i've never done drugs.

its shroom season here now. though it hasnt been raining enough.

amazing

what a pleasant story