Brain farts
 

I was just writing a reply somewhere...this is part of a sentence I initially wrote....

"...yeah, that's the thought of lines I was thinking along as well..."

I looked at "thought" knowing something was wrong, but not getting exactly what for a full 5 seconds before I corrected it.

It's been a long day...

Damnit. I was gonna write a response to this thread but I can't for the life of me remember what it was.

Brain farts: better than brain sharts.

I often practise looking for something like my remote for long periods of time when it's in my hand. It usually ends with me asking a family member if they know where it is and me looking like a moron.

Yeah, it's like looking EVERYWHERE for your glasses before you realise they're on top of your head! D'oh!

Dometimes my syslexia comes out when I falk tast.

Q:

Am I the only one who for some reason goes to look in the fridge when I have a brain fart?

threw my keys in the trash and put my trash in the refrigerator today

Couldn't Find The Fridge

Ah, getting old is fun!

Stocking the teabag canister, took out the box, opened it, crammed about forty teabags INTO MY CUP, put the box back in the press, looked at the (empty) cannister and for a moment couldn't figure where the teabags were! Man, that would have been one STRONG cup of tea!

Also, went to put a cup of milk in the microwave to heat it up, put it in the fridge instead.

Finally, taking the washing from the washing machine to the tumble-dryer, and almost put it in the oven!

Oh, and have you ever poured out a cup of milk (or anything) to be heated in the microwave, turned on the micro and realised there's nothing in there? Cup is still on the press? I have. More than once.

Ketchup? Catsup. Ketchup? Catsup....