The stupid facebook status thread.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 04-01-2013, 07:14 PM

I've got some Facebook messages that would go nicely in this thread tbh

14232949 · 04-01-2013, 07:22 PM

I rarely post on facebook myself any more. I see it more like a zoo, and thankfully I'm on the observation side.

jackhammer · 04-01-2013, 07:25 PM

Is to be on there in the first place. I was in a record store recently and I overheard 2 guys chatting and they seemed to be friends. They then swapped FB crap and suggested that they contact each other on there instead of actually spending an extra 5 mins face to face.

Their status: I can talk to you now we are not face to face and I have removed that horrible physical facade of looking you in the eye and conversing.

Yes I am not a facebook fan.

Dr_Rez · 04-01-2013, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

Is to be on there in the first place. I was in a record store recently and I overheard 2 guys chatting and they seemed to be friends. They then swapped FB crap and suggested that they contact each other on there instead of actually spending an extra 5 mins face to face.

Their status: I can talk to you now we are not face to face and I have removed that horrible physical facade of looking you in the eye and conversing.

Yes I am not a facebook fan.

Add me Lee, lets swap info.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-02-2013, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

I rarely post on facebook myself any more. I see it more like a zoo, and thankfully I'm on the observation side.

Neither, I barely ever log on tbh.

ThePhanastasio · 04-02-2013, 02:14 AM

The thing that concerns me about facebook lately is that people no longer seem to communicate in words beyond one sentence - and even then, it's only in response to some picture they've decided to post with a 'witty' caption.

I almost liked it better when everything on my news feed was someone posting a hugely illogical rant. At least then, I was getting something resembling thought, even if it was completely asinine nine times out of ten. Now, it's ****ing pictures which are asinine ten times out of ten.

Seriously, the only things which post actual words and thought on my feed seem to be NPR and Al Jazeera English.

Sequoioideae · 04-02-2013, 02:50 AM

I never see any statuses any longer than 3 words. It's always "Smoke me up", "One word to describe weather", ect. My friends aren't stupid, but they don't take FB seriously at all.

ZiggyStardust · 04-02-2013, 03:46 AM

Condescending Wonka solves everything.

image says ''your status contains multiple spelling mistakes, and you're too dumb to realise''

Trollheart · 04-02-2013, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mankycaaant

I rarely post on facebook myself any more. I see it more like a zoo, and thankfully I'm on the observation side.

WWWP · 04-02-2013, 03:24 PM

I'm pretty sure I'm the only funny person on facebook/twitter/youtube/musicbanter/internet/earth.

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jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Is to be on there in the first place. I was in a record store recently and I overheard 2 guys chatting and they seemed to be friends. They then swapped FB crap and suggested that they contact each other on there instead of actually spending an extra 5 mins face to face. Their status: I can talk to you now we are not face to face and I have removed that horrible physical facade of looking you in the eye and conversing. Yes I am not a facebook fan. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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ThePhanastasio Killed Laura Palmer Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Ashland, KY Posts: 1,679	The thing that concerns me about facebook lately is that people no longer seem to communicate in words beyond one sentence - and even then, it's only in response to some picture they've decided to post with a 'witty' caption. I almost liked it better when everything on my news feed was someone posting a hugely illogical rant. At least then, I was getting something resembling thought, even if it was completely asinine nine times out of ten. Now, it's ****ing pictures which are asinine ten times out of ten. Seriously, the only things which post actual words and thought on my feed seem to be NPR and Al Jazeera English. __________________ Phish: Studio Discography Reviewed 100 Albums I Heartily Recommend My last.fm It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken Perhaps they're better left unsung

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ZiggyStardust Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Mars Posts: 108	Condescending Wonka solves everything. image says ''your status contains multiple spelling mistakes, and you're too dumb to realise'' __________________ Welcome to the internet, where opinions are like toilets; everyone thinks theirs are perfect but the public ones stink.

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~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I've got some Facebook messages that would go nicely in this thread tbh

04-01-2013, 07:22 PM	#92 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	I rarely post on facebook myself any more. I see it more like a zoo, and thankfully I'm on the observation side.