Fight 100 duck-sized horses, or 1 horse-sized duck?
 

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I'm gonna fight YOU

well that didn't get off to a good start. :(

Definitely 100 duck sized horses. I wouldn't feel to comfortable fighting a duck that big.

^ I'd opt to fight the 100 duck sized horses, also.

I've seen ducks when they get riled and they can be quite vicious. (No kidding!)

LOL. Could be fun getting your arse kicked by a giant duck. Horses will probably just run away.

100 dick-sized whores or 1 whore-sized dick?

are you talking "average" size dick? or Liam Neeson size?

I'm talking Costanza dicks here. But out of curiosity what size is Liam Neeson size?

apparently it is quite large...there is a website dedicated to it's size

Liam Neeson's Cock

midget whore?

I want to own a duck sized horse, omg.

Sorry, I meant a dick sized whore.

Don't worry both are available at short notice, so don't worry too much.

The horse sized duck. Eventually you will be overwhelmed by one hundred duck sized horses. But you only have to get lucky with a switchblade once with the giant duck.

a horse-sized duck would have a 20-foot wingspan though... a swan flapping it's wings and hitting you can break bones.

on the other hand, horses have a much stronger bite, and hard hooves that they can rear up and get your shins pretty good with...

But you still only have to get lucky once, as opposed to one hundred times.

Best thread ever. :band:

If I had a horse size duck I'd be good for chinese food for a year.
If I had 100 duck sized horses I'd be good for French food for a year.

hahahahahaha

But all whores are dick sized.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for foreplay, I can tell you I don't have time for that sh*t. But what I do have are a very particular set of dick skills; dick skills I have acquired over a very long career of having sex with multiple partners. Dick skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not f*ck you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will f*ck you.

:laughing:

Bravo my friend, I haven't laughed that hard in months.