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Quotes of the year

We all put our foot in it at times --- god knows I have! --- some people more than most. What's your favourite stupid/silly/inane or amusing quote that a poster has made in the last year? I'm torn between that one about crying being only for girls and the one about David Bowie from TVC15, you know, the one saying you have to judge artistes on how handsome they are or something.

Mind you, Norg's one in my sig takes some beating! And mention must be given to The Batlord's hilarious slant on what you can do with a dictionary (see his journal)...

So, anyone else?
DISCLAIMER: this thread is not intended to be racist, sexist or poke fun at anyone (NORG NORG NORG!) :D in anything but a gentle, amused way. Please don't take offence and if you do then please eff off. :)

PS Feel free to quote me if you think I fall into this category... I can take it.
(But be prepared to see me in court...) :laughing: :jailed:

Remember the guy who was asking for a girl to go to a Nickelback concert with him? I'll try and find the extract. It was priceless.

I thought that was Pearl Jam

EDIT: Got it.

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Originally Posted by CobainR.I.P BlackSpirit93 (Post 1175938)

Hey y'all, hope everyones well, my names Jack and Im a grunge rocker from England, 18 years old. Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder are my inspirations in life, such powerful meaningful music, with true emotion, grunge rock forever, and Rest in Peace Kurt Cobain.
Nirvana are my ultimate favourite band, alongside Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Ozzy Osbourne etc.

Anyway on topic, I have two tickets to Pearl Jams gig in Manchester, England, in June, and Im searching for a kind beautiful girl who is into grunge music or just Pearl Jam, to share the experience with. Im so hyped but I dont want to go alone, so girls, if you are interested please hit me up on Facebook - Jack Snell, went to Skegness Grammar School, from Tembisa Gauteng.

I dont expect any payment, this is an invitation and being with a lovely girl at the gig means more to me than money. Also Im not a creep, please dont judge me, Im a kind genuine guy and Im quite willing to meet up before the gig, so you can get to know me better.

Message away please girls,
Jackx :hphones:

Also

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Originally Posted by AndyRocket (Post 1223475)

Oooo where do I start.
Well I almost ended up homeless because along with my job ending so does my housing because they provide me with housing. Instead now I'm going to be living in a room about 7'x7' for $700/mo, still dont have a job to pick up after this one ends, half way across the country from family and they are failing at their business so I have nobody to rely on. I've graduated college and still can't get a job so now I have a **** ton of debt for a degree that helps me just to go do more school (which i'm taking a break from).
And I just took a break in the middle of this rant to go pick up some refuse furniture for my tiny room and come to found it it's been thrown out so now I have no bed.
I'm also still in love with my ex who dumped me 2 years ago.
And...yeah, I guess that kinda sums up everything. I'm sure there is more, but I don't wanna keep thinking of stuff.

Did you send him a friend request on Facebook? I'm going to be surprised if you didn't.

Just fired him a friend request. Here's a pic of the sexual deviant.

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...28822518_n.jpg

I knew you'd do me proud

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1270378)

David Bowie from TVC15, you know, the one saying you have to judge artistes on how handsome they are or something.

Been in my sig ever since that happened. :)

Mine is in my sig. It is not Tom Waits.

This one's an early contender for 2013's quote of the year.

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Originally Posted by Ashir (Post 1270541)

**** it, I'm leaving this forum. Just another community of dick-headed pricks. Bye.

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Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1270396)

Been in my sig ever since that happened. :)

Yeah, that's the one! He wasn't even being pithy, which is what makes it so funny!

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal (Post 1270472)

Mine is in my sig. It is not Tom Waits.

It isn't? Why does it say his name after it then? Also, I'm pretty sure I heard him say that in an interview, although of course he may have been quoting someone. I think the proper quote is "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy"...

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Originally Posted by Merrycaaant (Post 1270556)

This one's an early contender for 2013's quote of the year.

Wow! Rarely does anyone peg us so accurately, right from the off! :rofl: And he says that like it's a bad thing... :laughing:

Why don't we post what our favourite quotes from MB are?

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1270627)

Why don't we post what our favourite quotes from MB are?

Because there would only be one winner....

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 713923)

Your taste in music is appalling.

Welcome to MusicBanter. :)

:laughing:

I see, I see.

Haha, I miss right-track tons. Even though he was old ;).

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1270627)

Why don't we post what our favourite quotes from MB are?

That is what we're doing :laughing:

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1270612)

I was just saying that I have two quotes in my signature and the one that isn't Tom Waits was my favorite of the year. And just to answer your comment, he's said that quote a couple of times. It isn't his but I love how he says it. The quote in my sig was when he said it on a talk show.

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1270627)

Why don't we post what our favourite quotes from MB are?

Em, that's what the thread is for?? :confused: That was the whole idea behind it, or did I not make that clear? Sorry, I thought I had.

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal (Post 1270655)

Right, right, I see! Thought I was going even more senile there for a moment... :eek: So it's not his own? Really sounds like something he'd come up with, though, don't it? Specially during like a piano interlude on "Nighthawks" or something...

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian (Post 1197729)

As for me, my inbox is as of yet testicle-free, and hopefully remains that way. Don't the rest of you get any ideas.

I'll be right back?

oh wait, does that just happen to me.......?
ah, :/

Did you just quote Terminator? What?

^ is that a Norg quote?

These two quotes were my favourite responses to Ass Napkin Ed during his protracted discussion/trolling about what constitutes slutiness. Not really in the vein of the OP for inanity but just general amusement and I didn't want to start a new thread.

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1314292)

Oh spare me your tired little hate boner.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1314234)

You are messing with some rank bitches if you need to get std testing before a kiss.

'Lost' has the best quotes

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Originally Posted by Ozthemonkey (Post 1350028)

'Lost' has the best quotes

I don't believe you understand. Lost is also over, so it wouldn't be the quotes of this year. Welcome to the board.

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Originally Posted by Exoskeletal (Post 1350034)

I don't believe you understand. Lost is also over, so it wouldn't be the quotes of this year. Welcome to the board.

Lies! The tenth season starts in September. I'm really curious to see how Sawyer is going to escape the volcano that he was teleported into by the psychic polar bear at the end of season nine.